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*music*

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In the shadows, keep soft, poor eyes lit by fire, fire

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He'd never done that better love before, before

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He'd want everyone else got lost in quiet by the river

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Seeking for more, of course he's been better

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going

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What he saw was different, he should have gone to bed

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But he stayed, he took her out for the crew

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In the shadows, he was a poor eye, through a night, but he's not a good one

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He'd never done that long before

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We had, we were singing, either early or two, when it was number seven, and it happened.

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I like a bird with his feet through the window.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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But he saw was different, he should have gone to bed, but instead he stuck around for the rest.

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He saw them, they saw him, but everyone just kept on going.

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What he saw was different, he should have gone to bed, but instead he stuck around for the rest.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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J'habite à Paris, je suis belge.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Joseph Kony.

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Joseph Kony.

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Zürichberg.

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Fuck you, deputistime.

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Fuck you, deputistime.

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Fuck you, deputistime.

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Creamed.

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Creamed in lots ands.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Creamed.

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They're gonna get creamed.

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Creamed.

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Creamed.

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I'm going to get creamed.

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Creamed in lots and.

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Creamed.

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Creamed.

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Creamed.

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Creamed.

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Creamed.

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They're going to get creamed.

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They're going to get creamed.

288
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How's it going, guys?

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They're going to get creamed.

290
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Connor Williams here.

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They're going to get creamed.

292
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Former Senior Sales Executive of Mercedes Ireland.

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They're going to get creamed.

294
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Now full-time.

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Creamed.

296
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Mercedes Extraordinaire.

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Director of Photography at Zurich, Ireland.

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International Playboy.

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Meteorologist.

300
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And now COVID Extraordinaire 2.

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I've got a gang of masks.

302
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Coming in.

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They're on the ship.

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They're on a ship now that has just left the Far East.

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Which hopefully won't contain any viral virplicity.

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I'm hoping that the container full of masks will have been hosed down with some kind of detergent.

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Some kind of antiseptic.

308
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I'm definitely going to give it a spray down with some flash.

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I'm going to give it a spray down with some flash.

310
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And maybe even a bit of bleach too.

311
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Or even some psyllid bang.

312
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Which actually does remove a lot of grime scale mold and mildew.

313
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Not sure if it would be able to remove.

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Glasses are getting a bit steamier.

315
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Not sure if it would be able to kill off the coronavirus.

316
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But look lads and lasses.

317
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The coronavirus is now in Ireland.

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Okay.

319
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It made landfall up north.

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And it's coming down south.

321
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So you need to get masked up.

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Everybody needs to get fucking masked up.

323
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Okay.

324
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It's just the way it is.

325
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Thanks very much for tuning in here.

326
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Someone's saying that the facial hair is ruining the mask.

327
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I don't know about that.

328
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Thanks very much for tuning in.

329
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Look.

330
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It's a scary situation.

331
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I was just speaking to the Coronas.

332
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Danny from the Coronas says it's a testing time.

333
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They've been working on a brand new Corona themed song for the past two nights.

334
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Solid.

335
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:23,240
They haven't slept.

336
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He says he feels a little bit woozy.

337
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I said did you get checked out.

338
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Because it could be a case that Danny.

339
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I hope not.

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Fucking home not down if you're watching.

341
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And I know you are.

342
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That the COVID-19 outbreak hasn't reached yourself yet either.

343
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Let's have a quick look here at the Euronews.

344
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Just before we trot along here.

345
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As you can see.

346
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The COVID outbreak is being covered.

347
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Big time.

348
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This country is facing an epidemic.

349
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And Italy remains an epicenter of the outbreak in Europe.

350
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With at least 650 people infected there.

351
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And 17 dead.

352
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Jesus Christ.

353
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:15,660
With hundreds of cases reported, Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis.

354
00:13:16,180 --> 00:13:22,500
And I was telling you, the Italians, I broke the story last week.

355
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That's where it was going to be.

356
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That's where it was going to be happening.

357
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Because there's so many people coming in and out of Italy.

358
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You don't know.

359
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You just don't know how it's got.

360
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How it's happened.

361
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And now it's the epicenter of the European outbreak.

362
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Zonad is in Tenerife at the moment.

363
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He's in a quarantine hotel.

364
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And he says it's shit.

365
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And that all the staff are not treating him as nicely as the day before when there wasn't a quarantine outbreak.

366
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Our hearts.

367
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Zone.

368
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Zone.

369
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Zone baby.

370
00:14:11,180 --> 00:14:12,240
If you're watching, man.

371
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Our hearts go out to you.

372
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:18,280
We love you.

373
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We're sending big love.

374
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:24,440
Big love and positive vibes your way.

375
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,900
And we want you to get better soon, bud.

376
00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:28,720
Big time.

377
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Showbiztits.ie.

378
00:14:32,380 --> 00:14:34,940
Thanks very much for your kind-hearted tip.

379
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:37,760
That's really nice of you.

380
00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:41,220
And remember, please get yourself a mask.

381
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We don't want any of this nasty business.

382
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,940
Which is doing its rounds.

383
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Doing its...

384
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:53,760
It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland.

385
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Fill about your craze.

386
00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:57,180
Thanks very much.

387
00:14:57,900 --> 00:15:00,380
The thing about the coronavirus, yeah?

388
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,240
Let me tell you something about the coronavirus.

389
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This...

390
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:06,920
This...

391
00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:08,320
I'm not even going to say it.

392
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:11,480
I was going to call it something a bit nasty there.

393
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I...

394
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Anaconda G.

395
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Thanks so much, Anaconda G.

396
00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,020
Thanks so much, Anaconda G.

397
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:27,880
The thing about that coronavirus, yeah?

398
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It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland.

399
00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:36,440
And T22BC, thanks so much, buddy.

400
00:15:37,860 --> 00:15:39,940
It thinks it can have its wicked way with Ireland.

401
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:46,260
If it thinks it can have its wicked way with me, it's not gonna happen. Why?

402
00:15:46,660 --> 00:15:49,460
Because Konzo William Adas comes prepared.

403
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And this

404
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,220
combined with this

405
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Combined with that

406
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You can hardly see it and then the PS the PS to resist odds

407
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,980
It's pure springtime baby

408
00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,740
This is all you need

409
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,980
This is all you'll ever need

410
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:15,340
If you want to get past that C virus

411
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:19,920
Sand pellet up man sand pellet up

412
00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:28,800
Mercedes pass me by now. I cry. Thanks so much for your kind hearted tip generous donation

413
00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,800
But you're a generous bunch

414
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:36,260
You're a you're a bloody generous bunch. I was saying this the other day

415
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:40,900
When I was I was getting a panini and in Dunybrook fair and

416
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:48,500
I was telling the staff behind the deli counter how much of a generous bunch you are

417
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,360
But she wasn't interested

418
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:57,080
She took one look at me after I told them that and she said

419
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Do you want mayonnaise or butter?

420
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:09,240
Just goes to show you that you could be doing some really good work out there and then there's other people that just they're not appreciating us

421
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,400
But uh fuck it let's forget about the corona virus

422
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,720
Let's put some trophies in the cabinet yeah

423
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,240
That's what this is about

424
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:33,500
Don't care if you're Chinese if you're Korean if you're Italian if you've got the corona if you've got to see virus

425
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:43,360
You're welcome here just keep the sneezing to a minimum keep keep your fluids in a tissue bin that and

426
00:17:44,120 --> 00:17:46,600
Get rid of the bag burn the bag

427
00:17:49,260 --> 00:17:52,160
Okay, I took my bag of tissues and I

428
00:17:53,540 --> 00:18:01,120
Stuck it in the boot the bucket I stuck it in the are so that that AMG you're just after seeing that was the dashboard castle and

429
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,920
This is some live action footage of me yesterday

430
00:18:05,860 --> 00:18:07,860
Driving with the coven 19

431
00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:12,640
Soiled tissues we don't know they were coven but they were soiled

432
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:18,340
Driving with the tissues and I drove that fucking AMG to the mountains I

433
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,420
Parked up here just for a little look

434
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,520
Just to see what was going on just to make sure I wasn't being tailgated

435
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,920
By any besmirchment masters

436
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:42,700
And then I drove it into it into an underground car park like that

437
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,840
Started getting a bit worried

438
00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:53,120
Started to get a little bit worried wasn't anything realized. It was just my mind playing tricks on me

439
00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,860
Joe McDermott thanks so much buddy

440
00:18:57,860 --> 00:19:06,760
I parked it up and then here we go this is where I landed this is where I ended up after

441
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,160
Parked it up there in front of Mount Fuji

442
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,300
Enjoy your time in the mountains I

443
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,660
Tossed the bag I'm not proud of it

444
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:25,600
Zona drinks Corona with lime thank you so much I'm not proud of it, but I threw I did some fly tipping I

445
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,240
threw the bag full of soiled tissues

446
00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:31,120
over the mountain top

447
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Into that Japanese lake

448
00:19:37,460 --> 00:19:43,960
And then I just drove I drove over to this cliff here and had a good a good scream a good cry

449
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,100
And I just checked social media

450
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:52,680
See what was going on I started to get worried as well because

451
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:57,720
There was something Simon Harris had tweeted simply

452
00:20:00,220 --> 00:20:05,940
We are fucked and with a picture with a picture of his face like that

453
00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:16,820
Somebody actually said the other day, I don't know where I read it there. It looks like Simon Harris. He always has an expression on his face

454
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:23,160
As if as if he can smell a fart in the room or something

455
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:36,460
I'll leave that one I'll leave that for you to decide

456
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:46,120
Grid rain thanks so much you say alcohol is a fantastic disinfectant well

457
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:53,240
I'll definitely get on to that I mean maybe you could you could even just use some

458
00:20:55,960 --> 00:21:05,460
Some of that there was methylated spirits, but I mean you can't get that in this you can't buy methylated spirits without having to sign a ledger in the chemist anymore, which is a real shame

459
00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:11,580
My corona thank you very much because I had some stainless steel. I wanted to clean the other day

460
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:17,320
Turns out I had to go through the fucking Spanish Inquisition just to get a bit of methylated spirits

461
00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:21,320
You thought I was going necking that I said look do I look like the kind of guy who gets

462
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,040
Hooched up on meth

463
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:33,800
John Wilson thanks so much she didn't know what say that the chemist and I said look I'm not by the way. I'm Connor Williams nice to meet you

464
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:37,040
I shook the hand gave her a business card and

465
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,160
Smiling coolly walked out

466
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:49,200
Now his beers thanks so much smiling coolly walked out and just said listen. I'll see you later again. Yeah

467
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:55,800
She was very nonplussed, but she'll know me the next time to come back in you know there could be a discount or something

468
00:21:58,300 --> 00:22:03,060
Hopefully you're getting on well guys. This is kovat 19 the stream

469
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:08,560
Belyosky, thank you very much for that.

470
00:22:09,700 --> 00:22:12,860
You absolute king of the wing.

471
00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,380
Now let's have a look here.

472
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,720
What are we going for today?

473
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,380
What are we going for today?

474
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,440
It's actually nice to stroke the mask like this.

475
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,840
This feels good.

476
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,640
Philip, thank you very much, Philip.

477
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:33,960
The mask don't keep out viral particulates.

478
00:22:35,460 --> 00:22:37,360
Thanks for fighting the good fight, though.

479
00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:39,420
Hope you got enough rations.

480
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:44,200
Yeah, we've got some falafel, some spinach in the fridge.

481
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,840
Thank you very much, Schlarkin.

482
00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:52,360
Josie Abedici, who runs the Slutty Vegan.

483
00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,940
She's coming by later on with the truck.

484
00:22:55,500 --> 00:23:00,100
She's got a dump truck full of vegan treats, which she's going to leave in my shed.

485
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:04,940
I don't know how long they'll last, but I mean, what can you do?

486
00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:09,800
It's great to have the French in the right places.

487
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,940
COVID-19, thank you very much, buddy.

488
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:18,000
GT League, here we go.

489
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:22,960
How are you goosing anyway?

490
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:24,500
How are you getting on?

491
00:23:25,960 --> 00:23:26,300
Yeah?

492
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:27,480
It's great.

493
00:23:27,580 --> 00:23:29,180
It's great to have you back.

494
00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,080
It's great to have you back.

495
00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:31,360
You're...

496
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,580
Look at you there.

497
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:40,500
Hopefully you're goosing good.

498
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,360
What were we at last week?

499
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:43,580
It was the FR Troph.

500
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,460
FR Challenge.

501
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:51,280
I did absolute damage there and got golds and everything, I think.

502
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:53,880
And now it's the Mazda Cup.

503
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,740
I believe.

504
00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,900
But do we have the Mazda in our possession?

505
00:24:00,980 --> 00:24:01,860
Let's have a look.

506
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:04,240
It's almost six o'clock.

507
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:14,600
Okay.

508
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:14,900
Okay.

509
00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,420
No Mazds.

510
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:22,680
A one-make series for Mazda Roadsters.

511
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,960
Providing an entry-level race category.

512
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,020
Okay.

513
00:24:33,340 --> 00:24:35,980
We're going to have to go out and splash some cash.

514
00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,220
Nothing we don't...

515
00:24:39,220 --> 00:24:40,460
Nothing we can't handle.

516
00:24:41,380 --> 00:24:43,900
We've got a few creds in the bank.

517
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,060
So we just hit...

518
00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:48,520
We'll hit up Brand Central.

519
00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,880
Tag your...

520
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:55,440
Avant-garde watchmakers sponsoring tonight's Mercedes Pellegrino.

521
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,300
If you don't have a tag here,

522
00:24:58,660 --> 00:25:00,520
what are you looking at on your wrist?

523
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:02,780
That's...

524
00:25:02,780 --> 00:25:03,140
That's...

525
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:03,960
That's the cat...

526
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,860
That's the tagline.

527
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:06,880
Aston Martin.

528
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,240
We've got some new Aston Martins with the update,

529
00:25:09,340 --> 00:25:10,620
but we're not going to check it out later.

530
00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,600
What about Lewis Hamilton's own range?

531
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,420
The loopity-loop-ire.

532
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:19,760
There he is.

533
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,560
Look at him there.

534
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,380
Legend.

535
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,580
An absolute beast machine.

536
00:25:24,780 --> 00:25:26,820
He doesn't give a fuck for the COVID.

537
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:28,240
The guy...

538
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,580
The guy actually crushed COVID.

539
00:25:32,780 --> 00:25:34,460
Yesterday at the F1 testing.

540
00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:35,700
Dylan 96.

541
00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:38,020
Thank you very much, Dylan.

542
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,600
Very kind of you, bud.

543
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:41,280
Hope you're getting on well.

544
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,040
And that the goose is flowing freely.

545
00:25:46,300 --> 00:25:49,660
And that the Zurich plan is detailed.

546
00:25:50,260 --> 00:25:54,480
And very, very, very secure.

547
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,560
Broccoli, thank you very much too.

548
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,440
Let's get into this.

549
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:02,460
Let's get into this.

550
00:26:03,420 --> 00:26:04,880
We're Mazda time.

551
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,460
We're not Lewis Hamilton tonight.

552
00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:10,460
So we need to go to Japan.

553
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:13,980
Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast.

554
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:15,960
Cheers, bud.

555
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:15,980
Cheers, bud.

556
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,240
Gonna win a few trophies for you tonight, okay?

557
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:22,580
So, Mazda.

558
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,480
Where are you?

559
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:27,800
There we go.

560
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:34,800
Steph.

561
00:26:34,900 --> 00:26:36,140
Thanks very much, Steph.

562
00:26:36,900 --> 00:26:38,000
That's really kind of you.

563
00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:39,740
And I hope you're getting on well.

564
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:43,820
You just gotta take the coronavirus with a pinch of salt.

565
00:26:44,380 --> 00:26:45,320
Maybe a little lemon.

566
00:26:46,220 --> 00:26:47,360
Just do it on there and then...

567
00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:50,180
And then some of this.

568
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,140
It's your tip.

569
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,140
Dot IE.

570
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,520
Corona Wave featuring Mark Dargan.

571
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:17,500
BBJ.

572
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,160
Thank you very much.

573
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:27,400
Yunos Roadster.

574
00:27:29,380 --> 00:27:30,600
Let's go for the...

575
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,720
The best Roadster you can get.

576
00:27:36,220 --> 00:27:37,060
Shady COVID.

577
00:27:37,180 --> 00:27:37,960
Thank you very much.

578
00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,420
This is...

579
00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,340
This looks nice.

580
00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:50,300
The Japanese cars today.

581
00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:54,380
Studio scenes.

582
00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,600
Dynamic scenes.

583
00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,240
Connor Donoghue scenes.

584
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,320
The fourth generation Mazda Roadster.

585
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,480
Thank you very much, Connor.

586
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:03,300
Mr. Donoghue.

587
00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:07,660
The Code ND model was announced for the first time in physical form.

588
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:11,380
At the New York Auto Show in April 2014.

589
00:28:11,380 --> 00:28:15,940
Although this was only a display of the chassis, engine, drivetrain and suspension.

590
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,760
It could immediately be seen.

591
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,720
The vegan virus.

592
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:21,400
Thank you very much.

593
00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:27,400
It could immediately be seen that the heavy items were mounted low and towards the centre of the chassis.

594
00:28:28,740 --> 00:28:34,440
The major efforts were made to reduce weight and that the driver sat slightly behind the centre of the car.

595
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,780
The display succeeded in raising expectations of fans worldwide.

596
00:28:39,780 --> 00:28:40,880
Oh my god, boomer.

597
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:48,780
Thank you very much, bud.

598
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,960
Thanks so much.

599
00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,980
It's just...

600
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,700
It's unbelievable.

601
00:28:57,340 --> 00:28:58,560
That's what it is.

602
00:28:58,880 --> 00:28:59,840
And you did that.

603
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:02,440
And I can't believe that.

604
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:03,800
Thank you very much.

605
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:07,880
Less reading.

606
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,140
More driving.

607
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:10,440
More gold trophy.

608
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,240
And I know that you came to see me.

609
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,420
You didn't come to see me read scriptures.

610
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,120
You want to see me bag that gold.

611
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,040
What's going to get bagged?

612
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,340
Buy using credits.

613
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:25,800
Yeah.

614
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:28,600
Or spend your own money in the store.

615
00:29:28,740 --> 00:29:29,060
No.

616
00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,420
Buy using credits.

617
00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:31,460
Thank you very much.

618
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:32,000
Yes.

619
00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:47,980
I'm going to change into that roadster.

620
00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:47,980
I'm going to change into that roadster.

621
00:29:50,460 --> 00:29:51,980
And then we're going to go to the...

622
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,240
Back to the garage.

623
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,740
And pump it up.

624
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,380
Pump it full of fucking grey goose.

625
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,360
paste and vinegar

626
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:36,340
hit the buttons of a keyboard, the voice is still a little filtrate to get the timidity. A improvised rendezvous, an accidentary harmonies, an inappropriate reason, a simple feeling.

627
00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:46,560
Okay, let's do this. Let's do this.

628
00:30:46,560 --> 00:31:10,560
COVID-19!

629
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:14,560
COVID-19!

630
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:18,560
COVID-19!

631
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:30,560
Do you know what I mean?

632
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,560
Is it Conor Williams? G-A-W-Gaw, how are you getting on?

633
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,560
Thanks for tuning in. Is it Conor Williams with two N's?

634
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:42,560
Or is it Conor Williams with one N? No, you won't.

635
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,560
You can, as far as I know, the name Conor is spelled C-O-N-O-R.

636
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,560
It's the only way...

637
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,560
That's me.

638
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,560
The two N's?

639
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,560
I don't know if that's...

640
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:58,560
That could be an American thing, I'm not sure.

641
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:08,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

642
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,560
I'm not sure.

643
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:16,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

644
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:20,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

645
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:24,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

646
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:26,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

647
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:28,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

648
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:30,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

649
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

650
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

651
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

652
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

653
00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

654
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

655
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

656
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

657
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

658
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

659
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:52,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

660
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

661
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:56,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

662
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

663
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

664
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

665
00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:04,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

666
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

667
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

668
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:10,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

669
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

670
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

671
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

672
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:17,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

673
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

674
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:21,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

675
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

676
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

677
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

678
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

679
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

680
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:33,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

681
00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:35,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

682
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

683
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

684
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:40,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

685
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

686
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

687
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

688
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

689
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

690
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:52,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

691
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

692
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:56,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

693
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

694
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

695
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:08,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

696
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:12,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

697
00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:16,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

698
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:20,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

699
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

700
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

701
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

702
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

703
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:30,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

704
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:32,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

705
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

706
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

707
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

708
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:40,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

709
00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:42,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

710
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:44,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

711
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

712
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:48,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

713
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:50,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

714
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

715
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:54,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

716
00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

717
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:58,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

718
00:34:58,560 --> 00:34:58,560
I don't know if that's a good thing.

719
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:00,560
You need to subscribe. He said subscribe to what?

720
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,560
I said my channel you doofus.

721
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,560
And uh.

722
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:10,560
He hung up.

723
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:12,560
That's just the way he doesn't do goodbyes.

724
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,560
There's Dave.

725
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,560
That's just the way he is.

726
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,560
Look at this. Baby pink.

727
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:20,560
Or whatever the fuck you call it.

728
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,560
Powder pink.

729
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,560
Get out of my life.

730
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,560
See this guy.

731
00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:28,560
The bluesy.

732
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,560
You blues you lose baby.

733
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,560
See you later man.

734
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,560
See you later.

735
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,560
Yellow Hornet.

736
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:36,560
Good luck man.

737
00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:38,560
Connor Williams.

738
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:40,560
Connor.

739
00:35:44,560 --> 00:35:46,560
This guy is gonna get chased.

740
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,560
This guy is gonna get chased out the track.

741
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:50,560
Hey.

742
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:50,560
Hey.

743
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,560
See you later man.

744
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:54,560
I'm Connor.

745
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,560
I am Connor.

746
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,560
I'm Connor.

747
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,560
That's what you gotta do.

748
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,560
I know it's not very sportsman.

749
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:04,560
But uh.

750
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,560
But what is these days.

751
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,560
You know.

752
00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,560
I mean.

753
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:10,560
For all he knows.

754
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,560
I do have the coronavirus.

755
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:14,560
Like you know.

756
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,560
I'm not gonna let that virus stop me.

757
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,560
It's gonna get behind the wheel.

758
00:36:18,560 --> 00:36:20,560
And drive like a demon.

759
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:22,560
Bad out of hell.

760
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,560
Meatloaf.

761
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:28,560
The loaveser.

762
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,560
The loaveser.

763
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:32,560
Hopefully he's doing okay.

764
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,560
The problem with the uh.

765
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,560
Covid-19.

766
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:38,560
Is that it's.

767
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,560
It's just in it's infancy.

768
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,560
We still don't know.

769
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:42,560
Okay.

770
00:36:42,560 --> 00:36:43,560
We don't know.

771
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:45,560
How.

772
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:47,560
It manifests itself.

773
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:50,560
But we do know.

774
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,560
How to stay vigilant.

775
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:55,560
And uh.

776
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,560
Earlier on.

777
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:57,560
I was just getting the panini.

778
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,560
Just about to leave.

779
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:00,560
Donnybrook fair.

780
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:01,560
With a panini.

781
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,560
And a uh.

782
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,560
A six pack.

783
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,560
Of delirium tremens limited edition.

784
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,560
Silver bottles.

785
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:09,560
Uh.

786
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,560
With glasses and pink elephants on it.

787
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,560
And.

788
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:15,560
Don't you know it.

789
00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,560
Fucking SWAT team.

790
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,560
Uh.

791
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:20,560
Lads in boiler suits.

792
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,560
Ambulances.

793
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:24,560
They all piled outside.

794
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:25,560
And they were like.

795
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:26,560
Listen lads.

796
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,560
You're gonna have to stay in.

797
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,560
We've detected uh.

798
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,560
We think that you Connor.

799
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560
Might be.

800
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:33,560
Infected with COVID.

801
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,560
So they taped it up.

802
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:37,560
And everybody was kept inside.

803
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,560
I said.

804
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:39,560
Can I still eat my panini?

805
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:39,560
He said.

806
00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,560
You can yeah.

807
00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:41,560
They said.

808
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:41,560
Did you buy it in here?

809
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,560
I said.

810
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:42,560
Yeah.

811
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,560
Said you can yeah.

812
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:44,560
Yeah.

813
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:44,560
Yeah.

814
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:44,560
Yeah.

815
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Yeah.

816
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:46,560
Yeah.

817
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:46,560
Yeah.

818
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,560
Yeah.

819
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,560
Yeah.

820
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:49,560
Yeah.

821
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:50,560
So I ate that.

822
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:52,560
And then by around six seven o'clock.

823
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,560
I was like lads.

824
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,560
It's.

825
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,560
It's.

826
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,560
It's.

827
00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,560
It's.

828
00:37:58,560 --> 00:37:59,560
It's.

829
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:05,860
that I said you don't you should if you have to ask then you don't deserve to be

830
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:12,520
told and they said you're not going anywhere this is a sealed environment

831
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:22,420
and I just fucking smashed one of the lads shins with the bottle of delirium

832
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:27,440
tremens and said don't you can't keep a good thing down baby and then just got

833
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:34,340
the hell out of that place and straight into the Mazda and here we are and if

834
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:40,280
you're watching HSE the Gordi or any of those lads that try to stop me from

835
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:47,960
leaving I'm sorry but I mean I have one duty and that's not to protect you know

836
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:54,500
people from the spread of infection that's to win gold troves yeah and there's a hell

837
00:38:54,500 --> 00:39:01,400
of a lot of good guys out there that want to see the cold trove and they've just seen one so thanks so much to all the people

838
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:10,300
out there who are doing the gods honest work to stop this absolute beast that's tearing us apart right now

839
00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:20,340
another gold trove though do you know what I mean it's it's it's a great world and we're living

840
00:39:20,340 --> 00:39:34,340
*humming*

841
00:39:34,340 --> 00:39:39,340
*humming*

842
00:39:39,340 --> 00:39:45,340
Time passes quickly and you're about to receive your new S-Class, a vehicle you can be proud of.

843
00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:48,340
*humming* You can be proud of.

844
00:39:48,340 --> 00:39:53,340
In this film we would like to introduce you to some key features and give you some operating hints.

845
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:57,340
*humming* Operating hints. Nice band.

846
00:39:57,340 --> 00:40:01,340
*humming*

847
00:40:01,340 --> 00:40:04,340
Welcome back to the highlights of the Formula 1 World Championship here.

848
00:40:04,340 --> 00:40:06,340
It's the Italian Grand Prix from Monza.

849
00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:09,340
And Rubens Barrichello is ahead of Juan Pablo Montoya.

850
00:40:09,340 --> 00:40:12,340
Michael Schumacher in the Ferrari is just behind Montoya,

851
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,340
is toying with him and playing with him like a little ragdoll.

852
00:40:14,340 --> 00:40:18,340
As they enter the turn into the Parabolica like two medal arrows

853
00:40:18,340 --> 00:40:20,340
gliding through the Milanese hinterland.

854
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:24,340
Not a bother on them. Like the champions that they are.

855
00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:26,340
Schumacher.

856
00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:29,340
Meanwhile there's been a bit of tasty action over on the Claudio Ranieri Express Bell.

857
00:40:29,340 --> 00:40:34,340
Jean Alessi mows the lawn here. As you can see there going right over the grass.

858
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:38,340
And the Jordan allowing him to bypass Joss Verstappen which could result in a penalty.

859
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,340
You see the young new kid on the scene trailing them.

860
00:40:40,340 --> 00:40:44,340
Kimi Räikkönen hustling and hurrying his way into the Triadze Deacon Blue Zars.

861
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:48,340
You can see there I can't see Jean Alessi ever yielding his place to give up there for Räikkönen behind him.

862
00:40:48,340 --> 00:40:51,340
And there they go here into the Parabolica the three amigos.

863
00:40:51,340 --> 00:40:54,340
Loss, Tress, Franz.

864
00:40:54,340 --> 00:41:00,340
There's no love lost between these friends and Verstappen is taking Alessi to the cleaning house.

865
00:41:00,340 --> 00:41:01,340
He wants to wring him out.

866
00:41:01,340 --> 00:41:07,340
But with each grip and twist of her strap on he seems to wring out no liquid.

867
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:09,340
Which means he's very dry at this stage.

868
00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:14,340
And Jean Alessi would do well to watch his back and stay away from the dry man.

869
00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:18,340
Until he's become rehumidified on Network 2.

870
00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:32,340
We are faced with the ultimate nightmare.

871
00:41:32,340 --> 00:41:34,340
The abduction of nuclear gear.

872
00:41:34,340 --> 00:41:36,340
He's back as Bond.

873
00:41:36,340 --> 00:41:39,340
I hope we're gonna have some gratuitous sex and violence.

874
00:41:43,340 --> 00:41:44,340
You're obviously well equipped.

875
00:41:44,340 --> 00:41:45,340
So are you.

876
00:41:46,340 --> 00:41:48,340
You're not going to make any trouble, are you, Mr. Parabolica?

877
00:41:52,340 --> 00:41:53,340
Connery's comeback.

878
00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:54,340
I'm all yours.

879
00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:58,340
In Never Say Never Again, Tuesday at 7 on Network 2.

880
00:41:58,340 --> 00:41:59,180
or two.

881
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:19,140
Drive the Sky of Lardy Bays featuring Wuhan wingtips, a Corona-class crew cab with additional immigration policies which are sure to set tongues wagging amongst the right and left sides of the political spectrum.

882
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,960
Which are you, John? Right or left?

883
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:28,820
Whatever you is, make sure to spread your opinions all over social.

884
00:42:29,820 --> 00:42:34,580
As if you're some kind of mover and shaker in the goings-on of the world.

885
00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:44,820
And not, as you might have compartmentalized in the recesses of your waking consciousness, an insignificant speck of nothing.

886
00:42:45,340 --> 00:42:54,120
Whose only use is to further line the pockets of the creators of websites through ad revenue based on impressions and clicks.

887
00:42:54,780 --> 00:43:00,540
So if you're an impressionistic clicker, why not get your Grey Goose Gigger?

888
00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:11,780
Down to Connor Williams AMG. We're going to be giving away a free Mercedes tomorrow. There's only one catch. You have to pay for it.

889
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:23,100
17th day. Jeremy East reports.

890
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:30,540
With hundreds of cases reported, Northern Italy is ground zero for Europe's coronavirus crisis.

891
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:34,240
It's prompted a coordinated cross-border response.

892
00:43:34,860 --> 00:43:42,280
Talks between the Italian Prime Minister and the French President in Rome, among a flurry of high-level meetings aimed at countering the outbreak.

893
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:46,680
But the WHO says the rate of infection in Italy may be overstated.

894
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:51,760
An official said Italian authorities have been declaring cases after a first positive test.

895
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,020
Whereas other countries wait for the result of a second test.

896
00:43:55,020 --> 00:43:56,400
It's not looking good, guys.

897
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,480
However, an upsurge in Europe is...

898
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,420
It's a heavy, it's a heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy breakout.

899
00:44:01,420 --> 00:44:11,120
I just hope it doesn't reach where I am at the moment, you know.

900
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,360
I'm well, I'm well, I'm well stocked up.

901
00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,580
I'm well stocked up.

902
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:24,580
We did the shop earlier on, and the larger is ram-packed to the rafters.

903
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:31,140
I actually bumped into Pat Rafter while I was stocking up for the larger.

904
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:38,420
And he wanted to know whether or not I wanted to call around to drink Grey Goose from gutted tennis balls.

905
00:44:39,300 --> 00:44:40,580
Coronavirus, thank you very much.

906
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:46,520
The tennis balls obviously didn't need to be gutted because they are a ball of air themselves.

907
00:44:47,660 --> 00:44:49,580
But, um...

908
00:44:49,580 --> 00:44:50,840
He's a good guy.

909
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,100
He's a good guy, and I said I'm going to be doing this.

910
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,580
So, I mean...

911
00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:56,120
If you're...

912
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,580
Pat, if you're watching...

913
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:00,920
Have a good one, bud.

914
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,920
Kanza...

915
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,460
Kanza's thinking about you, bud.

916
00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:08,420
Victor.

917
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:10,280
Thank you very much.

918
00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:13,240
Very, very kind of you, Victor.

919
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,920
And, uh...

920
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,900
Hope you're doing well, bud.

921
00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:19,620
Boom, Murphy.

922
00:45:19,700 --> 00:45:20,700
I can't believe that.

923
00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:21,160
You...

924
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,840
You absolute...

925
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:25,860
You absolute cream dog.

926
00:45:28,740 --> 00:45:30,960
Sexy Yamataka Hazemoto.

927
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,480
Thank you very much as well.

928
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:42,280
It's great to see our Japanese friends tuning in despite all the coronistic constraints which they're facing at the moment.

929
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:46,720
My heart goes out to you.

930
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:48,700
It really does.

931
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:53,220
Because I think I've done a lot for Japan, to be honest with you.

932
00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:55,420
Joseph McDermott too.

933
00:45:58,420 --> 00:45:59,420
Let's hit this.

934
00:46:00,900 --> 00:46:01,980
Let's get this stuff.

935
00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:02,600
Let's get...

936
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:03,460
Let's get this gold.

937
00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,520
See you later!

938
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:09,240
See you later!

939
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,540
Broccoli Roadman.

940
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:13,420
Thank you very much.

941
00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:15,100
We're out in the desert.

942
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,600
This is very...

943
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:20,600
Very...

944
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:21,600
New.

945
00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:23,960
It's a whole new experience for me.

946
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:24,740
Desert driving.

947
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:31,800
I've driven across most terrain in the world.

948
00:46:33,240 --> 00:46:35,200
Konzo for EP DJ set.

949
00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:35,760
Look.

950
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,700
If you want that to happen, then...

951
00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:39,460
I don't know...

952
00:46:39,460 --> 00:46:40,160
I do know.

953
00:46:40,220 --> 00:46:41,440
Because I'm well connected.

954
00:46:41,780 --> 00:46:42,600
But I mean...

955
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,680
If you want that to happen, it can happen and will happen.

956
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,560
But you need to get on to those guys to get on to me.

957
00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,580
Do you know what I mean?

958
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:54,680
Do you know what I'm saying?

959
00:46:55,980 --> 00:46:57,380
And I mean...

960
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,140
Colonic Polyps, thank you very much.

961
00:46:59,740 --> 00:47:01,880
I mean, if it was to go ahead...

962
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:05,600
A Connor Williams DJ set at Electric Picnic...

963
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:09,360
I'd have to bring my friends along, you know?

964
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,060
I'd have to bring Sandico.

965
00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:12,140
Zonad.

966
00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:14,100
Francis Higgins.

967
00:47:14,240 --> 00:47:14,780
The Viper.

968
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:17,500
Just because he lets me use the channel.

969
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,400
So that Connor Donahue can be very kind.

970
00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,220
And send me his well wishes.

971
00:47:22,980 --> 00:47:24,940
And for me to say thank you to Connor.

972
00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:27,320
I appreciate that, Connor.

973
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:28,020
Thank you very much.

974
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:30,700
I'd have to bring Francesco Higginares.

975
00:47:31,240 --> 00:47:34,360
I'd have to bring Tomasheen Schlugbox.

976
00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,580
Because he's just a real cool dude as well.

977
00:47:38,060 --> 00:47:39,280
And Titsy Mirbo.

978
00:47:39,380 --> 00:47:40,200
Thank you very much.

979
00:47:41,140 --> 00:47:42,100
I'd have to bring...

980
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,100
I'd have to bring...

981
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:44,100
None other...

982
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,100
None other...

983
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,000
Than the fella...

984
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,100
The fella out of those...

985
00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:49,780
Fontaine videos.

986
00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:53,100
Which I have to say...

987
00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:55,500
Are very gas.

988
00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,980
Thank you very much.

989
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:01,200
Again one time.

990
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,160
Again once more.

991
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:05,440
Again once more.

992
00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:08,300
Fucking hell man.

993
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:09,020
I'm in the sand here.

994
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:11,440
I'll be building sandcastles with Ivan Dal.

995
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,120
They won't be in the sky though.

996
00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:15,960
They'll be on Earth.

997
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:18,320
And Yurtis a hernius.

998
00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:21,220
You're gonna give me a hernia Yurtis.

999
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:22,240
Thank you very much.

1000
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:24,820
You're gonna give me a hernia.

1001
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,500
With your kindness.

1002
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,580
I can't believe that.

1003
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,220
Yurtis while I have you.

1004
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:36,420
And boom Murphy.

1005
00:48:37,340 --> 00:48:39,360
Thanks so much Bruno Fernandes.

1006
00:48:39,700 --> 00:48:41,240
Great work you're doing there.

1007
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:43,380
In the red devils outfit.

1008
00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:46,220
I could have got you a better deal.

1009
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:47,860
But I mean you went with the wrong agent.

1010
00:48:47,980 --> 00:48:48,860
As far as I'm concerned.

1011
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:49,420
Look it.

1012
00:48:50,420 --> 00:48:53,420
Enjoy playing with Lingard and those guys next season.

1013
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:56,260
Although I heard that they're gonna buy Sancho.

1014
00:48:56,420 --> 00:48:58,460
And some other clown box.

1015
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,360
Red Mercedes.

1016
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:01,300
Thanks so much bud.

1017
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:03,860
Yurti and boom time.

1018
00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:07,060
My friend Sandico Lanan.

1019
00:49:07,860 --> 00:49:10,140
I was telling this to Tom the other day.

1020
00:49:10,260 --> 00:49:11,160
About three weeks ago.

1021
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,440
Sandico is a financier.

1022
00:49:17,020 --> 00:49:17,900
A male model.

1023
00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,480
A full time playboy.

1024
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:21,460
And an absolute legend.

1025
00:49:21,460 --> 00:49:24,200
And a loving father of three as well.

1026
00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:25,960
And he says.

1027
00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:28,060
That he wants to take you.

1028
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,320
On a trip to financial heaven.

1029
00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:35,980
What he wants to do is bring you on a three day investment trial period.

1030
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,340
Where he gets inside the goose machine.

1031
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:42,140
He rocks up to your gaff.

1032
00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:44,040
Bundles you into the back.

1033
00:49:44,820 --> 00:49:46,460
Basically just drives off with you.

1034
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:50,580
Unannounced in the middle of the night.

1035
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:52,020
Sounds a bit dodged.

1036
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,200
Sounds a bit sketchy.

1037
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:53,800
Don't worry.

1038
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:54,740
It's actually legit.

1039
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,560
It's fucking sound.

1040
00:49:56,700 --> 00:49:57,220
It's grand.

1041
00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:58,400
And it's not.

1042
00:49:58,740 --> 00:50:00,900
It's not like it sounds.

1043
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:02,240
It's not abduction.

1044
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:02,740
It's.

1045
00:50:02,900 --> 00:50:03,120
It's.

1046
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:04,060
What it is.

1047
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:04,320
Is.

1048
00:50:05,220 --> 00:50:05,940
He puts.

1049
00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:06,840
Big.

1050
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:07,840
Big cats.

1051
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,060
In one van.

1052
00:50:09,580 --> 00:50:10,100
And then he.

1053
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,000
He works out.

1054
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:11,820
Whether or not.

1055
00:50:12,540 --> 00:50:14,080
Or how to spend your money.

1056
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:14,900
Really well.

1057
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,980
And there's some great returns on that as well.

1058
00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:22,800
Some fantastic turns.

1059
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,400
But.

1060
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,240
And you might.

1061
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:25,740
You might think.

1062
00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:26,700
Hang on a second.

1063
00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:27,560
Connor.

1064
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:29,380
That sounds like.

1065
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:30,500
One.

1066
00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:31,220
Abduction.

1067
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:32,400
And two.

1068
00:50:33,780 --> 00:50:35,080
Very very dodgy.

1069
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,540
From a fiscal point of view.

1070
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:37,300
Yeah.

1071
00:50:37,340 --> 00:50:37,680
I know.

1072
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:38,400
But this isn't.

1073
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:39,640
This isn't your average.

1074
00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:40,640
Joe.

1075
00:50:40,780 --> 00:50:41,140
Soap.

1076
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,000
This is San.

1077
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:43,000
The San ball.

1078
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:43,820
San Deco.

1079
00:50:43,940 --> 00:50:44,340
Lanan.

1080
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:47,940
It's fine.

1081
00:50:48,620 --> 00:50:49,160
You're thinking.

1082
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,580
Why don't I just go down to an investment broker myself.

1083
00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:54,300
And do it all above boards.

1084
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:54,500
You know.

1085
00:50:54,540 --> 00:50:55,680
Their license and all that.

1086
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:56,580
Because.

1087
00:50:56,940 --> 00:50:58,100
It's not the same.

1088
00:50:58,300 --> 00:50:59,720
It's not the same.

1089
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:01,620
And San Deco has the gooser.

1090
00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:04,220
And he's got a great green suit on.

1091
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:05,840
It's velvet it is.

1092
00:51:06,020 --> 00:51:06,380
It's.

1093
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:06,780
It's.

1094
00:51:06,940 --> 00:51:08,020
It's the bomb.

1095
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:08,960
It's.

1096
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:09,980
It's like this gold.

1097
00:51:09,980 --> 00:51:22,380
Do you know what.

1098
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,960
When you get a gold trope as easy as the way I've just got it.

1099
00:51:28,340 --> 00:51:29,540
You might start thinking.

1100
00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:34,100
This life game just isn't as bad as everyone's making out man.

1101
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:36,120
I can just drive through.

1102
00:51:36,220 --> 00:51:37,540
I can rock up to the desert.

1103
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,800
And just get gold as easy as that.

1104
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:41,760
Well.

1105
00:51:42,140 --> 00:51:43,080
The problem is.

1106
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:43,620
Guys.

1107
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:45,540
I'm making it look very easy.

1108
00:51:47,180 --> 00:51:50,860
A lot of work and time has gone into driving the way I drive.

1109
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:54,860
And I was just saying that earlier on to Simon Coveney.

1110
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:58,460
Who was very very.

1111
00:51:59,620 --> 00:52:00,060
Alarmed.

1112
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:04,000
Abrupt.

1113
00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:04,940
Yes.

1114
00:52:05,220 --> 00:52:05,640
He was.

1115
00:52:05,840 --> 00:52:06,280
But I mean.

1116
00:52:06,420 --> 00:52:07,020
Wouldn't you be.

1117
00:52:07,020 --> 00:52:09,440
If you're facing the COVID-19 virus.

1118
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:12,700
I said to Simon.

1119
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:14,920
Simon Coveney.

1120
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:15,480
I've got it.

1121
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,040
Name change baby.

1122
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:21,300
Because he's been feeling a little bit lost.

1123
00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:23,080
Doesn't know what he's doing these days.

1124
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,160
I said name change.

1125
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,220
Straight away.

1126
00:52:25,920 --> 00:52:26,720
Change your name.

1127
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:28,500
From Simon Coveney.

1128
00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,620
To Simon Coveney.

1129
00:52:31,620 --> 00:52:32,080
Why.

1130
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:32,080
Why.

1131
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:36,880
He asked me why.

1132
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:38,680
I said simply.

1133
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:40,720
Search.

1134
00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:41,680
Engine.

1135
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,280
Optimization.

1136
00:52:45,140 --> 00:52:47,400
People are going to be searching for the virus.

1137
00:52:48,220 --> 00:52:49,180
They're going to get you.

1138
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:50,740
Your face.

1139
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,140
When they type in virus.

1140
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:53,760
Your face is going to come up Simon.

1141
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:56,180
He said that sounds terrible.

1142
00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:56,560
Connor.

1143
00:52:56,800 --> 00:52:58,580
Sounds like the worst idea I've ever heard.

1144
00:52:59,420 --> 00:53:00,220
I said.

1145
00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:03,120
You just are too chicken shit.

1146
00:53:03,220 --> 00:53:04,760
To play the games I play.

1147
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,460
Cove baby.

1148
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,180
And that's why you're going to be living in a cove.

1149
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,260
While I'm living.

1150
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,180
In the back seat.

1151
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:19,600
That's why I'm living.

1152
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:21,040
In.

1153
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:24,020
In the front seat of an AMG cove.

1154
00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:26,260
And Coveney was going.

1155
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:26,880
Connor.

1156
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:27,420
You okay?

1157
00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:30,700
Because there was a massive vein on the front of my forehead.

1158
00:53:30,860 --> 00:53:31,020
That was.

1159
00:53:31,240 --> 00:53:32,920
It was becoming very prominent.

1160
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:34,400
And I said.

1161
00:53:34,900 --> 00:53:35,400
Covester.

1162
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,040
I'm fucking fine baby.

1163
00:53:40,040 --> 00:53:40,620
I mean.

1164
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:42,020
I might be coming down with something.

1165
00:53:43,260 --> 00:53:45,960
But I'm feeling as fit as a fiddle at the moment.

1166
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:48,320
And he went.

1167
00:53:48,540 --> 00:53:49,660
He just walked away.

1168
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,320
Chuttering.

1169
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:52,020
Stuttering.

1170
00:53:52,220 --> 00:53:53,420
Blindly into the night.

1171
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:55,900
And I just went like this.

1172
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,320
See you later.

1173
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:05,160
And then I went like this.

1174
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,280
I'm back again.

1175
00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:13,320
I forgot my wallet.

1176
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,520
I left it on the table there.

1177
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:15,260
Can you pass it to me?

1178
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:16,340
I did.

1179
00:54:16,340 --> 00:54:17,300
I just went like this.

1180
00:54:18,060 --> 00:54:19,060
See you later.

1181
00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:24,020
Connor Williams.

1182
00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:30,980
Time passes quickly.

1183
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,820
The wind noise has been reduced further.

1184
00:54:36,400 --> 00:54:38,360
And as a special safety feature.

1185
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:41,700
The windows and rear view mirrors remain cleaner.

1186
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:44,160
Clean that shit off the rear view now.

1187
00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:45,600
Or I'll have your job.

1188
00:54:45,800 --> 00:54:52,040
The fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms.

1189
00:54:52,040 --> 00:54:52,720
Fill up the tank.

1190
00:54:52,720 --> 00:54:53,300
Fill up the tank.

1191
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:54,440
Make it snappy.

1192
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:55,680
Or I'll have your job.

1193
00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:57,840
It's almost 6 o'clock.

1194
00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,720
Now it's time for...

1195
00:54:59,720 --> 00:55:00,920
It's that time of the week guys.

1196
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:01,720
So it's time for...

1197
00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:07,060
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1198
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:11,040
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

1199
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,060
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1200
00:55:20,060 --> 00:55:21,700
I thought there was a bit at the end there.

1201
00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:22,000
I thought there was a bit at the end there.

1202
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:23,820
But there wasn't.

1203
00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:27,560
So I'll have to cancel that last movement going out of the tune.

1204
00:55:29,340 --> 00:55:29,740
Yeah.

1205
00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:30,760
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1206
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:31,100
Look.

1207
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,040
You know what it is.

1208
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,220
I don't need to explain.

1209
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:35,480
I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you.

1210
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:37,200
You know what it is.

1211
00:55:37,700 --> 00:55:45,280
We take a delve down memory lane to the Celtic Tiger period to see what was going on.

1212
00:55:46,020 --> 00:55:47,540
Back at the height of the boom.

1213
00:55:48,740 --> 00:55:53,140
So we've got a random article here on showbiz.ie.

1214
00:55:53,700 --> 00:55:54,700
Great publication.

1215
00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:58,400
Big shout out to all the showbiz heads out there.

1216
00:55:58,740 --> 00:55:59,540
Sondra Joyce.

1217
00:55:59,700 --> 00:56:00,020
A real...

1218
00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:04,620
Real exemplary showbiz.ie-er.

1219
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:10,300
Stream is unavailable.

1220
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:10,960
Somebody says.

1221
00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:12,660
Has the stream gone down?

1222
00:56:12,780 --> 00:56:13,960
Did the stream go down?

1223
00:56:19,340 --> 00:56:19,740
Chat.

1224
00:56:19,860 --> 00:56:21,560
Can you let me know there, chat?

1225
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:23,860
Is the stream okay?

1226
00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:26,100
Stream is fine.

1227
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:31,420
I thought it had gone.

1228
00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,640
Thanks so much for that.

1229
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,600
For letting me know.

1230
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:33,880
Sorry.

1231
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:34,800
And thanks for the tip.

1232
00:56:35,660 --> 00:56:37,560
You're playing me with fake information.

1233
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:38,700
So I don't know what to...

1234
00:56:38,700 --> 00:56:39,780
Don't know what to make of that.

1235
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,320
Stream is unavailable.

1236
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,240
Thank you very much.

1237
00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:47,420
Red Mercedes and Sandra Joyce.

1238
00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:48,380
Thank you very much.

1239
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:49,120
And Biggis.

1240
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:50,000
Biggis.

1241
00:56:50,720 --> 00:56:51,120
Dickus.

1242
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:52,400
Thanks so much.

1243
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:53,720
So showbiz.ie.

1244
00:56:55,720 --> 00:56:58,000
Lisa Murphy hooks a new role.

1245
00:56:58,340 --> 00:56:59,380
This looks exciting.

1246
00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:01,760
This could be a real tasty little treat here.

1247
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,600
Joe Duffy.

1248
00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:06,120
Thanks so much, Joe Baby.

1249
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:20,560
Thank you! Gojo! Gojo! Gojo! Gojo! Pellegrino, baby! Gojo!

1250
00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:30,640
Corona, Master Jack. Thank you very much, Master Jack.

1251
00:57:34,740 --> 00:57:38,900
It's a very steamy situation inside this mask.

1252
00:57:46,300 --> 00:57:48,460
Pixel, thanks so much, bud.

1253
00:57:50,180 --> 00:57:56,460
Okay, 24th of July 2006.

1254
00:57:57,600 --> 00:57:59,220
Lisa Murphy hooks a new role.

1255
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,360
Michael Flatley's former Ballantyre babe,

1256
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:13,920
Lisa Murphy, has moved on from the Lord of the Dance, and is winning the post-breakup PR war, courtesy of Phil Eglinton.ie. Thank you very much, Phil.

1257
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:25,480
With her relaunch as a model. I didn't know that. I thought she was always a model. Didn't know that she became a model after her dalliance with the Lord of the Dance.

1258
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:37,040
Or he does Philip the Tank, thank you very much. He is the Lord of the Dance, but I mean, he's seen his fair share of women as well, Michael Flatley. So you could actually call him the Lord of the dalliance.

1259
00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:52,600
But it probably wouldn't stick. And he could actually come after you and sue you for that. So we won't do that. Anyway. Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal. Could you believe it? Would you believe it? If I told you it happened? Well, it did.

1260
00:58:52,600 --> 00:59:02,640
Ah! She's caught a big one. It's a beauty, baby. I wouldn't need... If that came out the canal, you're joking me. That did not come out of the canal.

1261
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:21,200
You're joking. Ever since it emerged that Michael Flatley and his better half of six years, Lisa Murphy had gone their separate ways. The Irish media has been foaming at the bit to get the juicy details of the failed romance.

1262
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:31,140
And when the superhoofer announced he was seeing dancer Neve O'Brien within weeks of the breakup.

1263
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,560
And barking on about wanting to have kids.

1264
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:42,940
The media door was wide open for Lisa to walk through and score vital points in the PR battle.

1265
00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:45,420
There she is down at the Grand Canal.

1266
00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,580
That's actually down by...

1267
00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:49,660
Sorry, I just burped.

1268
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:55,960
Don't burp in these things. It's not good.

1269
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:59,720
I'm drinking Sam Pell gas water there.

1270
00:59:59,820 --> 01:00:00,800
It's not going to...

1271
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:05,000
I don't know how this is going to continue without many breaks.

1272
01:00:05,240 --> 01:00:06,540
Burp breaks. Belch breaks.

1273
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:07,360
Or whatever you call them.

1274
01:00:09,700 --> 01:00:13,840
Last Friday morning, Shapely Lisa launched her modelling career.

1275
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:19,380
With a giant slippery salmon in her finely manicured hands.

1276
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:25,020
To announce next month's music festival at the Angler's Rest.

1277
01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:31,540
Giant slippery salmon.

1278
01:00:33,000 --> 01:00:34,240
Manicured fingers.

1279
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,680
And there he is.

1280
01:00:38,940 --> 01:00:39,860
The Kavanagh statue.

1281
01:00:40,040 --> 01:00:41,660
I wonder did she tickle his chin?

1282
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:43,620
Do you reckon she...

1283
01:00:43,620 --> 01:00:46,420
Do you reckon she knows about that?

1284
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:49,560
Maybe she does.

1285
01:00:49,780 --> 01:00:50,840
Aptly for some...

1286
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:54,360
For some perhaps bikini clad Lisa posed beside the Patrick Kavanagh.

1287
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,120
Brother commemorate me thus beautifully.

1288
01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,160
Statue with rod in hand.

1289
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,080
parallel to the Grand Canal Bank.

1290
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:09,820
So greeny at the heart of summer.

1291
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:16,120
But still holding her dignity for the moment,

1292
01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,640
she refuses to elaborate on the cause of the breakup

1293
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:22,900
and is instead looking for a career in front of the photographer's lens.

1294
01:01:23,740 --> 01:01:25,600
Ironically, while dating Michael,

1295
01:01:26,100 --> 01:01:29,100
Lisa tended to avoid the paparazzi flashbulbs.

1296
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,040
There you go.

1297
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:31,640
She's not...

1298
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:33,640
She got rid of that.

1299
01:01:34,620 --> 01:01:36,640
She definitely got rid of that...

1300
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,640
That...

1301
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:40,480
Aversion.

1302
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:41,920
From the looks of things,

1303
01:01:42,060 --> 01:01:43,980
Lisa will do well in her modelling career

1304
01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:47,160
and could even challenge Glenda Gilson's catwalk crown.

1305
01:01:47,860 --> 01:01:50,580
Similarly, she has the body, the looks,

1306
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,700
and a very famous ex-boyfriend.

1307
01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:57,540
Well, I don't know that...

1308
01:01:57,540 --> 01:02:01,040
Well, I don't know who Glenda Gilson's ex-boyfriend,

1309
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:04,560
but who knows?

1310
01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:05,140
Who knows?

1311
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,360
Maybe she was going out with Michael Flatley as well.

1312
01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:09,920
Interestingly enough, I think it was Quib.

1313
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:11,140
If you're there,

1314
01:02:11,460 --> 01:02:15,160
sent me a link to Michael Flatley's Feet of Flames

1315
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:22,680
or Michael Flatley's Celtic Gangster.

1316
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:23,160
Or...

1317
01:02:23,160 --> 01:02:32,940
It's pretty phenomenal if I do say so myself.

1318
01:02:35,340 --> 01:02:36,180
I might try...

1319
01:02:36,180 --> 01:02:36,260
I might try...

1320
01:02:36,260 --> 01:02:36,920
Quib, do you...

1321
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,220
Yeah, do you know what that was called, Quib?

1322
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:41,800
So I can just call it up here.

1323
01:02:41,860 --> 01:02:42,740
I can bring it up.

1324
01:02:45,140 --> 01:02:45,780
Let's see.

1325
01:02:45,860 --> 01:02:47,220
Let's see what we have here.

1326
01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:54,820
I don't need that Celtic Tiger Sting.

1327
01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:56,520
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

1328
01:02:58,140 --> 01:02:58,880
I don't need that.

1329
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:00,560
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1330
01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:02,300
You know what it was called, Quib?

1331
01:03:02,300 --> 01:03:04,920
Celtic Tiger Nights Tap Dancing Fire Scene.

1332
01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:08,140
I don't think it was called Celtic Tiger Nights.

1333
01:03:09,600 --> 01:03:10,540
Or was it?

1334
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:11,160
I'm not sure.

1335
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,380
Let's have a look.

1336
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,100
I'm just going to write Celtic Flatley.

1337
01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,700
Celtic Flatley Dancing Fire.

1338
01:03:37,620 --> 01:03:39,720
The problem here is the...

1339
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:44,720
The bit that you sent me was quality, but I don't...

1340
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:50,840
Bear with me, guys, while I get this.

1341
01:03:50,900 --> 01:03:54,360
You're not going to be disappointed with the Feet of Flames here.

1342
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:58,380
You're not going to be disappointed with the Feet of Flames.

1343
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,380
And also, remember, check out Vulture Fun.

1344
01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:04,100
We're going to be really rocking shit up over the next few months.

1345
01:04:04,420 --> 01:04:06,380
We've got some great gigs coming up as well.

1346
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:25,380
Do you know, maybe it wasn't yourself quip, was it? I don't know.

1347
01:04:25,380 --> 01:04:35,380
Celtic Tiger Michael Flatleaf HD Modified. Grid Rain, was it you?

1348
01:04:35,380 --> 01:05:04,380
Flatly HD Modified of Birmingham. Do we have a timestamp guys? Do we have a timestamp for the Feet of Flames? Timestamp for the Feet of Flames please guys.

1349
01:05:04,380 --> 01:05:26,380
That was going on. What was he on? What was he doing? How did he come up with the concept? He took Riverdance and just turned it into a real titillation fest. With him at the centre of the tap.

1350
01:05:26,380 --> 01:05:48,380
Uh, quip says one hour and five. Okay so you've bought your ticket to Feet of Flames to Celtic Tiger Flatley HD. You're an hour in. Yeah? You're an hour in.

1351
01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:57,380
An hour in. I'm gonna kill that mute. Can we kill the tunes guys? Can we kill the tunes there guys please? Can we kill the tunes?

1352
01:05:57,380 --> 01:06:26,380
Okay so you uh, you purchased your ticket to Celtic Tiger Michael Flatley in Birmingham in 2005. Ha ha. And you're an hour in. You're an hour into the gig. You're wondering what old Flatballs has got in store and order. And then he just comes out with this. Check. Hold on to your seats.

1353
01:06:26,380 --> 01:06:53,380
Sirens. Danger. Wow. Woo. Go on Michael baby. Go Michael go.

1354
01:06:53,380 --> 01:07:22,380
Watch the feet baby. Those feet are hot. He's got... Here comes the hot stepper baby. He can't stop tapping. He's the tap master. He's tap master Flash. King of the tap. It just doesn't stop.

1355
01:07:22,380 --> 01:07:42,860
up check this out baby it's getting hotter you can see it's getting hotter that's smoke right there

1356
01:07:42,860 --> 01:07:56,060
that is smoky it's a smoky number he's teasing he's teasing us hot feet

1357
01:07:56,060 --> 01:08:05,900
you're an hour into the gig and this is going on

1358
01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:35,420
whoa back ring of fire he's on fire no michael no somebody call the the fire brigade baby

1359
01:08:35,420 --> 01:08:53,980
oh he's got a tommy gun he's got a tommy gun

1360
01:08:53,980 --> 01:09:01,900
where are they going

1361
01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:29,180
i don't know i mean the thing is that's amazing but i don't know what any of that had to do with the uh the celtic tiger

1362
01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:39,180
but i mean who knows that's the beauty of of the flat man the old flat pack furniture

1363
01:09:41,020 --> 01:09:43,180
that was celtic tiger nice baby

1364
01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:47,180
Keldic Tiger Nights.

1365
01:09:47,180 --> 01:09:51,180
Keldic Tiger Nights.

1366
01:09:55,180 --> 01:09:57,180
Drive the Sky.

1367
01:09:57,180 --> 01:09:59,180
Welcome back to the Italian Grand Prix here in Monza.

1368
01:09:59,180 --> 01:10:01,180
And the race positions after 15 laps.

1369
01:10:01,180 --> 01:10:03,180
It's Ruben Barrichello in first.

1370
01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:05,180
Juan Pablo Montoya, Michael Schumacher battling out for third there.

1371
01:10:05,180 --> 01:10:07,180
Raul Schumacher, Jean Alessi,

1372
01:10:07,180 --> 01:10:09,180
Joste Verstappen, the new guy,

1373
01:10:09,180 --> 01:10:11,180
Kimi Raikkonen in seventh,

1374
01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:13,180
head of Pedro de la Raza, the Spaniards,

1375
01:10:13,180 --> 01:10:15,180
Jacques Villeneuve, Micka Hakkinen, Bernal de Panis,

1376
01:10:15,180 --> 01:10:19,180
Heintaro Frensen, Alonso Heifold, Giorno Carlo Fisichella,

1377
01:10:19,180 --> 01:10:21,180
and then the last of the Mohicans,

1378
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:25,180
Engay, Jung and Eddie Irvine in last.

1379
01:10:25,180 --> 01:10:27,180
David Coulthard had to drop down.

1380
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:29,180
Jensen Button had a problem there with his left tailgauge,

1381
01:10:29,180 --> 01:10:31,180
left pipe streamer.

1382
01:10:31,180 --> 01:10:35,180
And Yano Trolli has just been sick in a bucket backstage.

1383
01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:37,180
Bits of carrot in it.

1384
01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:39,180
We don't know what caused that.

1385
01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:41,180
He was going to get to the stomach before he even came into the race.

1386
01:10:41,180 --> 01:10:43,180
All we do know is that Jensen's Button was missing

1387
01:10:43,180 --> 01:10:47,180
before he even got to the Jacks earlier on for a piss.

1388
01:10:47,180 --> 01:10:49,180
So there was an ominous sign that something was going to go wrong

1389
01:10:49,180 --> 01:10:57,180
before he even met the rubber man to stick the tires on his balloon master.

1390
01:10:57,180 --> 01:10:59,180
Conor Williams.

1391
01:10:59,180 --> 01:11:03,180
Elon Musk and Grimes send their regards.

1392
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:07,180
They're having a kid and they want you to be Godfather.

1393
01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:11,180
Why? Because I wasn't available at the time.

1394
01:11:11,180 --> 01:11:13,180
I had stuff to do and I explained that to them.

1395
01:11:13,180 --> 01:11:15,180
You don't want to say yes though.

1396
01:11:15,180 --> 01:11:17,180
You know it's going to be shit.

1397
01:11:17,180 --> 01:11:23,180
And you don't want to have to commit to endless future family events

1398
01:11:23,180 --> 01:11:27,180
where she's probably just going to be farting around singing like a baby.

1399
01:11:27,180 --> 01:11:33,180
And he'll just be going on about how good he is.

1400
01:11:33,180 --> 01:11:35,180
As if he's the next coming of Christ.

1401
01:11:35,180 --> 01:11:37,180
I can understand that.

1402
01:11:37,180 --> 01:11:45,180
What you got to do is get your arse down to Conor Williams AMG tomorrow ASAP.

1403
01:11:45,180 --> 01:11:48,180
I'm going to spin a little car around in front of your face.

1404
01:11:48,180 --> 01:11:50,180
It's got a panoramic sunroof.

1405
01:11:50,180 --> 01:11:55,180
And enough fucking space in the arse to fit in a little family of geese.

1406
01:11:55,180 --> 01:11:57,180
If you're allowed to do that.

1407
01:11:57,180 --> 01:11:59,180
I don't think that's allowed.

1408
01:11:59,180 --> 01:12:01,180
But come down anyway.

1409
01:12:01,180 --> 01:12:03,180
See what we can do.

1410
01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:17,180
Get rid of that.

1411
01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:19,180
And here we are.

1412
01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:22,180
Welcome back to the Mazda Roadsters Cup Race 3.

1413
01:12:22,180 --> 01:12:27,180
I'm Conor Williams bringing you into the Mercedes Pellegrino night.

1414
01:12:27,180 --> 01:12:33,180
Like the ghost of the flames of Michael Flatley's Celtic Tiger Nights.

1415
01:12:33,180 --> 01:12:37,180
An unbelievable concept.

1416
01:12:37,180 --> 01:12:41,180
Which really blew the Birminghamers away when they saw it.

1417
01:12:41,180 --> 01:12:43,180
Luke Coyle, thank you very much.

1418
01:12:43,180 --> 01:12:46,180
Hope you're doing well bud.

1419
01:12:46,180 --> 01:12:55,180
And that your fridge and larder is well stocked for the upcoming viral pandemic.

1420
01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:59,180
Zurich Tip.ie.

1421
01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:01,180
Guterino, thank you very much.

1422
01:13:03,180 --> 01:13:05,180
Do you know what I like to do?

1423
01:13:05,180 --> 01:13:09,180
When I'm getting behind the wheel in the Tuscan region.

1424
01:13:09,180 --> 01:13:11,180
The Maggiore region.

1425
01:13:11,180 --> 01:13:13,180
Which is where we're about to drive now.

1426
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,180
Stick on a little bit of tunes.

1427
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:18,180
Zurich Tip.ie.

1428
01:13:18,180 --> 01:13:20,180
Stench, thanks so much stench.

1429
01:13:20,180 --> 01:13:22,180
It's a great stench.

1430
01:13:22,180 --> 01:13:24,180
It's a great stench.

1431
01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:25,180
Smells great.

1432
01:13:25,180 --> 01:13:28,180
Konza, did I miss Francis?

1433
01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:30,180
World Football the other day.

1434
01:13:30,180 --> 01:13:32,180
Or did that not happen?

1435
01:13:32,180 --> 01:13:34,180
No, it did happen but it got taken down.

1436
01:13:34,180 --> 01:13:39,180
Francis Higgins and Schlug were both set to commentate.

1437
01:13:39,180 --> 01:13:40,180
Yutip.ie.

1438
01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:42,180
Corona Pellegrino, thank you very much.

1439
01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:46,180
We're both commentating on it.

1440
01:13:46,180 --> 01:13:48,180
A CONCACAF.

1441
01:13:48,180 --> 01:13:50,180
That's the North American subdivision of FIFA.

1442
01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:54,180
Women's under 20 World Championship match.

1443
01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:59,180
White hot action between the Cayman Islands and Trinidad and Tobago.

1444
01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:01,180
Zurich Tip.ie.

1445
01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:06,180
ZurichRoddenHand.ie.

1446
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,180
Thank you very much.

1447
01:14:07,180 --> 01:14:09,180
And would you Trinidad and believe it.

1448
01:14:09,180 --> 01:14:12,180
The stream got taken down.

1449
01:14:16,180 --> 01:14:22,180
I don't know how people are meant to eat with these masks the whole time.

1450
01:14:22,180 --> 01:14:23,180
It's not.

1451
01:14:23,180 --> 01:14:24,180
It doesn't work.

1452
01:14:26,180 --> 01:14:27,180
Love it.

1453
01:14:27,180 --> 01:14:28,180
We'll soldier on.

1454
01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:30,180
But I like to stick on tunes.

1455
01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:32,180
And here's some of my favourite tunes.

1456
01:14:33,180 --> 01:14:34,180
A little mix.

1457
01:14:34,180 --> 01:14:36,180
A little Konzo mix I made up for you.

1458
01:14:36,180 --> 01:14:38,180
I hope you like some of these tunes.

1459
01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:40,180
They're my favourites.

1460
01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:43,180
We're going to start with the greatest band in the world.

1461
01:14:43,180 --> 01:14:44,180
Coldplay.

1462
01:14:44,180 --> 01:14:49,180
Something a bit different.

1463
01:14:49,180 --> 01:14:52,180
I know you like me to put the dance machine.

1464
01:14:52,180 --> 01:14:54,180
You know me as the dance machine.

1465
01:14:56,180 --> 01:14:57,180
But we're out.

1466
01:14:57,180 --> 01:14:58,180
We're going to go a bit indie here.

1467
01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,180
A bit rock.

1468
01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:01,180
Yeah.

1469
01:15:01,180 --> 01:15:02,180
Chris Martin.

1470
01:15:08,180 --> 01:15:11,180
I can identify with Chris Martin because.

1471
01:15:11,180 --> 01:15:15,180
He went through a conscious uncoupling with his wife Gwyneth.

1472
01:15:15,180 --> 01:15:19,180
And I'm going through pretty much a similar sort of thing with my ex-wife.

1473
01:15:19,180 --> 01:15:20,180
Deirdre.

1474
01:15:21,180 --> 01:15:22,180
Well she's not ex yet.

1475
01:15:22,180 --> 01:15:23,180
Because the.

1476
01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:25,180
The divorce has not gone through.

1477
01:15:26,180 --> 01:15:27,180
Deirdre if you're watching.

1478
01:15:28,180 --> 01:15:29,180
How you getting on.

1479
01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:31,180
You didn't think I'd be okay on my own.

1480
01:15:31,180 --> 01:15:32,180
But as you can see.

1481
01:15:32,180 --> 01:15:33,180
I'm absolutely sending it.

1482
01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:37,180
And I hope that you're doing okay as well.

1483
01:15:37,180 --> 01:15:38,180
Even though.

1484
01:15:38,180 --> 01:15:40,180
To be honest with you D.

1485
01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:43,180
I don't care.

1486
01:15:44,180 --> 01:15:46,180
It's almost six o'clock.

1487
01:15:47,180 --> 01:15:51,180
But I'm going through a conscious uncoupling myself.

1488
01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:51,180
So.

1489
01:15:52,180 --> 01:15:53,180
I can kind of see what.

1490
01:15:53,180 --> 01:15:55,180
How things are with him.

1491
01:15:55,180 --> 01:15:57,180
And he's a man of great.

1492
01:15:57,180 --> 01:15:58,180
Taste.

1493
01:15:58,180 --> 01:16:00,180
And also he penned this.

1494
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,180
An extraordinary.

1495
01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:02,180
Extraordinary.

1496
01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:03,180
Love song.

1497
01:16:04,180 --> 01:16:05,180
Called Yellow.

1498
01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:07,180
At a young age.

1499
01:16:07,180 --> 01:16:08,180
So it's kind of.

1500
01:16:08,180 --> 01:16:10,180
It's a powerful tune.

1501
01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,180
It's amazing to think somebody at such a young age.

1502
01:16:12,180 --> 01:16:14,180
Could make something that would hit so deeply.

1503
01:16:14,180 --> 01:16:15,180
And emotionally.

1504
01:16:16,180 --> 01:16:17,180
With it's.

1505
01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:18,180
With it's audience.

1506
01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:19,180
But that they did.

1507
01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,180
The Coldsters.

1508
01:16:27,180 --> 01:16:28,180
Enes Kronivirus.

1509
01:16:28,180 --> 01:16:29,180
Thank you very much.

1510
01:16:29,180 --> 01:16:30,180
Just stop.

1511
01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:33,180
See you later.

1512
01:16:33,180 --> 01:16:34,180
I'm Connor.

1513
01:16:34,180 --> 01:16:35,180
I'm Connor.

1514
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,180
See this guy.

1515
01:16:38,180 --> 01:16:39,180
See you later.

1516
01:16:39,180 --> 01:16:40,180
I'm Connor.

1517
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,180
Pink.

1518
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,180
Pink Roadster.

1519
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:45,180
You got your pink wheel trip.

1520
01:16:45,180 --> 01:16:46,180
See you later.

1521
01:16:46,180 --> 01:16:47,180
I'm Connor.

1522
01:16:49,180 --> 01:16:50,180
Mama Duck.

1523
01:16:51,180 --> 01:16:52,180
Thank you very much Mama Duck.

1524
01:16:52,180 --> 01:16:53,180
I'm Connor.

1525
01:16:53,180 --> 01:17:17,180
honor. So then I took the inside line and made all the opponents whine. Because I'm fully

1526
01:17:17,180 --> 01:17:33,660
covered by Zurich. And my car is better than yours. I'll drive it fast. Look at the chrome

1527
01:17:33,660 --> 01:17:45,620
handles on the doors. My face is on the side of my car. My face is really on the side of

1528
01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:59,160
my car. Holy moly. These guys think they're in the big leagues. Coronavirus coming through,

1529
01:17:59,160 --> 01:18:14,080
baby. See you later. See you later. Yeah. Eat my dust. I drove across the track.

1530
01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:38,120
And then I made it back. Because I'm Connor. Holy schmoly. GoPro. Actually, I need to get a few GoPros

1531
01:18:40,120 --> 01:18:46,780
mounted to my shoulders. The way in which I would do with the Red Ravens when I'm shooting

1532
01:18:46,780 --> 01:18:54,840
a film. Or a big feature. Or even a short. Or even a dock. I like to mount two Red Raven

1533
01:18:54,840 --> 01:19:01,440
cameras. Very, very top of the range sort of cinematographical stuff. But I'm thinking about

1534
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:07,860
getting a 360 degree camera. Grafted onto the top of my skull. And then broadcasting my life

1535
01:19:07,860 --> 01:19:20,980
in 360 degrees. As a kind of concept avant-garde stream. And that'll be known as Connor World.

1536
01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:29,240
And people can just tune in any time of the day. And just see what I'm doing. And also see what's going

1537
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:33,560
going on. In front. Behind. To the side. Up. Down. The whole shabangle.

1538
01:19:35,900 --> 01:20:02,680
I went to the film board. With the proposal. A 35 page treatment. On just what footwear I'd be wearing. And then after the 35 pages of footwear. The actual treatment for the piece. Which was 12 pages long. Detailed what I was going to be doing. What I wouldn't be doing.

1539
01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:17,640
And how it's going to be doing. And how it's going to be doing. And how it's going to be the next evolution of user generated content. Of course. With the advent of 5G technology.

1540
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:26,000
every tom dick and don't you know it is going to be streaming each individualistic element of their

1541
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:33,520
lives on some kind of sub channel oh what a great show power soon

1542
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:39,360
it's shaggy here we go

1543
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,640
that's the stuff shaggy baby

1544
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:54,080
uh yeah it's it's gonna be a great concept the film board are currently interested

1545
01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:58,400
they're apparently they're interested the film board said it's got legs

1546
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:05,280
they they want to know who's attached i said connor williams

1547
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:12,560
they said we know they go who's going to be doing the production the shooting everything i said connor

1548
01:21:12,560 --> 01:21:20,720
williams they said we're not willing to back this unless you have a crew i said okay simon coveny

1549
01:21:22,720 --> 01:21:25,280
aka simon coveny houston

1550
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:33,920
they said who else i said matt cooper who else ivan yates

1551
01:21:38,560 --> 01:21:44,960
they say connor come back to us go away have a thing and come back to us when you've selected

1552
01:21:45,600 --> 01:21:52,640
professionals in the industry i said you don't know what yates is like he's a polymath he's an everyman

1553
01:21:53,840 --> 01:22:02,000
he's a renaissance man he loves the renaissance he's got renaissance patents in his gaff

1554
01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:11,840
and uh he can spin a few yarns he can tell a few tales he can write a few lines he can regale you with

1555
01:22:11,840 --> 01:22:19,920
some amazing poetry the guy is he's is ivan butler yates

1556
01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:29,520
and they didn't like that and then i didn't like that either silver trophy is not the way i want to go

1557
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,440
with this not the way i want to take this

1558
01:22:37,520 --> 01:22:39,520
did you get onto zurich yet guys

1559
01:22:43,120 --> 01:22:51,680
i shouldn't have to be hounding you okay there's a corona virus coming up it's it's gonna steamroll you

1560
01:22:53,120 --> 01:22:58,400
so you need to get onto zurich and you need to get onto them fast you need to get onto them now and you

1561
01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:07,040
need to tell them i sent you okay this is connor williams telling you right now get onto it in zurich

1562
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:14,720
because time is running out man and you don't want to you don't want time to run out and you've nothing

1563
01:23:14,720 --> 01:23:22,080
you've nothing to see you through the hard times elon musk and grimes and their regards

1564
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:30,800
yeah the corona virus is uh wreaking havoc but people are not letting it get them down they're

1565
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:39,200
still going about their business the lads on scooters outside shop fronts um there are signs in chinese

1566
01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:48,800
which i don't understand because i don't know chinese uh pink slips on the window pane uh lanterns are

1567
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:57,920
still hanging they're showing no sign of dissipating themselves um and the wuhan crew have issued a

1568
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:02,640
statement saying they're concerned and they're ready to drop fire

1569
01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:30,240
it's almost six o'clock modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric

1570
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:39,280
modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric modric

1571
01:24:45,760 --> 01:24:52,080
the race for mazda roadsters cup race four let's do it

1572
01:24:57,840 --> 01:25:08,880
dead or dead or alive guys dead or alive

1573
01:25:08,880 --> 01:25:13,520
it seems we're wasted away another place where the faces are so cold bon jovis

1574
01:25:22,240 --> 01:25:33,120
here we go connor williams taking it to the track in suzuka i think i don't know where we are actually

1575
01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:36,240
could be somewhere could be somewhere suzuka she could be japanese

1576
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:44,160
dead or alive dead or alive

1577
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:59,920
i love the responsivity of the car it's a real nice nipster it's nippy enough and it caters for all needs it's a real needster as well

1578
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:08,080
whether that's hustling and harrying your way down the mary horny turnpike extravaganza

1579
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:13,040
or picking up a liter of milk down super value

1580
01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:21,680
or dropping the kids off at school or the kids you know you could only have one kid with this because there's only one seat

1581
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:29,680
uh then this car is the car for you it's a real sweet deal see you later uh

1582
01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:35,760
and people just don't understand when you when you go buy them

1583
01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:45,680
and you're absolutely sending the car to towards the gold promised land they don't understand

1584
01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:59,680
who you are what you do or what you're about oh i've gone i've come off i've come unstuck hoisted by my own petard again

1585
01:27:04,960 --> 01:27:09,920
you'd wonder how bon jovi is getting on these days hopefully he's not come down with any flu or

1586
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:18,800
coronavirus symptoms because the man's a machine he's a is an absolute turbocharged rock god and he's only

1587
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:27,680
four foot nine a lot of people don't know that he uses lifts in his shoes to give him an extra couple of inches

1588
01:27:29,680 --> 01:27:35,600
um and it just goes to show you don't have to be a big guy to make it big

1589
01:27:38,160 --> 01:27:44,640
he plays for keeps you know i think he makes up a lot of height as well not only with the lifts or uh

1590
01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:54,400
kind of boots with big heels that he wears but also the hair i know his bouffon has considerably uh reduced

1591
01:27:54,880 --> 01:28:00,960
since his heyday but the jobster can really bon it up bono vox

1592
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:07,200
and he's got a great personality as well

1593
01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:17,840
he's a fantastic piece of work a great singer and an almighty sympathizer

1594
01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:26,640
he has a lot of sympathy in him which is why he can reach such emotional touchstones in his songs

1595
01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:34,640
he sympathizes with everyone with lovers with mothers brothers

1596
01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:41,040
ideologies the problem is he sympathizes with a bit of

1597
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:47,280
he can be a bit sympathetic to some dodgy stuff as well like you know he was actually getting into isis for a while

1598
01:28:48,480 --> 01:28:54,640
but uh thankfully we managed to pull him back from that connor williams see you later takono takano

1599
01:28:55,600 --> 01:29:02,400
tto takano the japanese bad boy just slips down into second place where he was meant to be

1600
01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:11,920
why because he's sharing the track with a track demon demonic konzo william ados takes the last turn hard

1601
01:29:11,920 --> 01:29:18,560
and fast and now into the straight of the final lap connor williams burning rubber his pirelli's just

1602
01:29:18,560 --> 01:29:26,320
screaming for a bit of water or something they need a drink as rubber flaking off the tires onto the track

1603
01:29:28,240 --> 01:29:34,720
just kissing the curb stone there with the pirelli's and the cone on the road we don't know what that's

1604
01:29:34,720 --> 01:29:44,080
about but we're gonna take every twist turn and corner as we can uh but yeah bon jovi and isis a match

1605
01:29:44,080 --> 01:29:50,720
made in hell that's what i said to him he said no you don't get it connor we're gonna bring bon jovi over

1606
01:29:50,720 --> 01:30:01,040
to the uh to the levant or the islamic state this was back in 2005 before the uh the enemy had been

1607
01:30:01,040 --> 01:30:09,120
vanquished bon jovi was sick uh at a sick point in his career didn't know where to take it next and was

1608
01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:14,960
trying to just be just be edgy i said listen john bon or bon john or wherever your name is

1609
01:30:17,040 --> 01:30:24,960
if you go over there son you're gonna get done and he looked up and said i never thought about it like

1610
01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:30,320
that connor never thought about thanks for letting me know and he didn't and there you have it that's

1611
01:30:30,320 --> 01:30:41,040
the story about how john bon jovi and the band bon jovi avoided an absolute career fail by identifying

1612
01:30:41,040 --> 01:30:50,480
sympathizing and playing for uh the islamic state of iraq syria and the levant whatever you want to call

1613
01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:58,080
that those guys were we don't know they were a raggle-taggle bunch of bollocks weren't they gold trophy though

1614
01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:18,080
go on yes yes come on come on step thank you very much

1615
01:31:20,080 --> 01:31:29,920
the great world steph

1616
01:31:33,920 --> 01:31:42,480
thank you very much steph i'm honored i'm privileged i'm downright honored

1617
01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:52,400
to be driving the car the mazda waynot roadster you know whatever you want to call it getting gold for

1618
01:31:52,400 --> 01:31:59,760
you courtesy of zurich in association with gray goose vodka fantastic goose don't know if you've ever had

1619
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:06,080
the pleasure of drinking it it's an amazing sort of tipple get your gills around that and also who could

1620
01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:10,080
forget the crisp cool calm tones of sam pell

1621
01:32:15,920 --> 01:32:26,240
oh distributed by our good friends over at nestle who are doing who doing the god's work in the rain forests or or whatever place it is that they're at

1622
01:32:27,760 --> 01:32:34,720
they're screwing up yeah the coronavirus is uh wreaking havoc but people are not letting it get them down they're still gonna

1623
01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:50,720
now here we are we're on lap 17 at the italian grand prix if you've missed it so far you've you've missed a cracker rubens barichella is leading the grand prix by eight seconds and second and third there's an almighty battle on there between michael schumacher and

1624
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:57,920
Juan Pablo Montoya i gotta tell you something we're gonna be Juan Pablo Montoya-ing it up later on in milan

1625
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:05,600
when we get the little flug tube back into the Milanese heartland hopefully there's gonna be a bit of sky base action

1626
01:33:06,240 --> 01:33:12,320
ralph schumacher is bringing a little yo-yo along he's also got a few pogs that he wants to trade with

1627
01:33:12,320 --> 01:33:24,480
jean alaci's brother and also kimmy raikkonen the new upstart said that he's got an mp3 player he's just after purchasing from japan's got a whopping 128 megabytes

1628
01:33:24,480 --> 01:33:30,480
megabytes of memory on there that's a lot of low fidelity mp3s

1629
01:33:32,080 --> 01:33:34,240
more on that as and when we get connor

1630
01:33:44,720 --> 01:33:52,480
sky of the ski van ski vays with a four-wheel drive weather system mountaineering itself around a sneaky

1631
01:33:52,480 --> 01:33:59,440
little rotor make sure you've got gloves on because your hands are gonna get cold the next time you see me

1632
01:33:59,440 --> 01:34:05,120
in the tunnel i'm gonna be doing a little yui i'll stick the full beamers on to blind you first thing

1633
01:34:05,760 --> 01:34:16,080
and then i'll wind it up and send it home see you later you little idiot i can remember the day i first

1634
01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:24,320
parked the little spin around her underneath the trees of japanistic pleasure and i had a sleep and a cry

1635
01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:33,520
and i was as fresh as a day's ball after that back home then to connor williams amg auto inside the the

1636
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:40,320
garage i've been away for three weeks too long you might say out of the biz out of the game trying to

1637
01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:46,160
catch up with the japanese bad boys over there but they're good guys they don't understand me i don't

1638
01:34:46,160 --> 01:34:52,960
understand them but we both understand one thing and that's business get on down to connortown tomorrow

1639
01:34:52,960 --> 01:35:22,800
i'll sell you a car if you want so go on yes yes come on whoo come on

1640
01:35:22,800 --> 01:35:33,440
happiness more or less it's just it's something changing in my purpose here

1641
01:35:34,240 --> 01:35:40,400
corona beer firm reeling after eight eight percent slide due to coronavirus

1642
01:35:44,640 --> 01:35:54,080
you couldn't make it up could you my heart goes out my my heart bleeds for the corona beer firm who are

1643
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:55,040
reeling at the moment

1644
01:36:00,560 --> 01:36:04,960
the novel coronavirus has an unlikely victim one of the world's most popular beers

1645
01:36:05,600 --> 01:36:14,000
corona has become the subject of memes and vids on social as the toll from the virus climbs worldwide guys

1646
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:20,880
this is a big worldwide bad boy of a virus we don't know when it's going to stop or where or if it will stop

1647
01:36:21,840 --> 01:36:30,080
the so-called purchase intent among adults in the us is plunged just goes to show you the power of branding

1648
01:36:30,080 --> 01:36:38,560
yeah the power of marketing of of agency agents of change getting into your mind subverting your mind

1649
01:36:38,560 --> 01:36:46,480
playing upon your hopes your fears your desires your wants your innermost thoughts your turmoil uh to try and

1650
01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:50,960
you know pull the strings you're a puppet on their strings they want to pull you in

1651
01:36:50,960 --> 01:36:52,720
and then make you go into the shop and then

1652
01:36:54,960 --> 01:37:01,520
control you over to the fridge and then make you dance all the way over to the till take out your money

1653
01:37:01,520 --> 01:37:07,920
on thing and then dance out the shop with the corona in your hand it would be a very hot i'd i'd love to see

1654
01:37:07,920 --> 01:37:10,400
the pupper see puppeteer who could do that but i mean

1655
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:19,840
i don't know i don't know who could or if it's possible the damage has become more severe in in

1656
01:37:19,840 --> 01:37:21,920
recent days as infections spread

1657
01:37:24,480 --> 01:37:29,760
yeah the buzz score as well is very important but the in the states they really know how to sell things

1658
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:38,400
to people it's a it's a great country it's a great country they really know how to uh manipulate their uh

1659
01:37:40,240 --> 01:37:46,240
their population so they devise this thing called the buzz score which tracks whether american adults

1660
01:37:46,240 --> 01:37:53,600
are aware of the brand of her positive or negative things has tumbled from 51 to seven from a high of 75

1661
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:59,760
to 51 from a high of 75 i beg your pardon at the beginning of the year so there you go it's a 24

1662
01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:09,360
uh percent drop uh corona which derives its name from the sun's corona and has nothing to do with the virus

1663
01:38:09,360 --> 01:38:16,560
this is the third most popular beer in the us according to you gov guinness is first

1664
01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:24,720
and heineken heine might is second another reason for the drop could be the perception of krona as a

1665
01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:32,800
summary beverage associated with beach holidays noted you gov on wednesday is therefore it therefore has

1666
01:38:32,800 --> 01:38:40,960
substantial seasonal fluctuations said and that was from bloomberg and he's a good guy is the bloomer the bloomer the bloominstein

1667
01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:49,600
hope you're doing well bud hope you're doing well what yes yes come on

1668
01:38:50,400 --> 01:38:51,680
whoa come on

1669
01:38:54,080 --> 01:39:12,080
let's get this roadster going it's a needster it suits all needs it's a real needster the yunos roadster

1670
01:39:12,080 --> 01:39:24,560
uh spanner grid rain you can have a spanner if you want no problem

1671
01:39:29,200 --> 01:39:33,840
there we go grid grid rain is now mod yeah good man good man good man

1672
01:39:36,640 --> 01:39:49,920
okay the thompson twins are on we're going full lock let's do this hold me now oh connor williams

1673
01:39:52,640 --> 01:40:00,320
look at me as i drive round the track at speed

1674
01:40:05,600 --> 01:40:07,440
we're two of a kind

1675
01:40:14,400 --> 01:40:20,480
well we're behind i'm not coming second in this race we're getting to the top of the tree and that's that

1676
01:40:20,480 --> 01:40:22,800
now tea or coffee

1677
01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:33,280
see these guys big pack of big bunch of apples see you later apples you're rotten anyway i didn't want to eat

1678
01:40:33,280 --> 01:40:42,320
you you stink you've got maggots in you you don't deserve to be at you absolute box of scummy crab apples

1679
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:50,720
now that's how you that's how you you trash talk on the track guys don't know if you've ever done any trash

1680
01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:58,800
talking look at the fucking vein in the middle of my forehead it's gonna pop any moment that's covid for you

1681
01:41:00,080 --> 01:41:09,280
that's the covidians it's an obscene virus see you later you fucking little gremlin bye bye

1682
01:41:11,760 --> 01:41:18,000
all these guys all these absolute clowns in their roadsters they don't understand they don't know

1683
01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:26,560
where where i'm coming from and that's kemp see you later kemp see you later man i hope you remember that

1684
01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:33,280
moment tonight when you're trying to get the head down for a bit of shut eye you can shut your eyes kemp but

1685
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:39,760
you can't shut out the memory of me overtaking you on the straighter blue moon bay or wherever the

1686
01:41:39,760 --> 01:41:47,600
fuck this yeah it is blue moon bay you'll never be able to forget that kemp kemp oh he's gone

1687
01:41:51,600 --> 01:42:01,440
tell you who's a great guy martin kemp from spandau ballet and eastenders a stand-up guy and a real good chum

1688
01:42:03,360 --> 01:42:11,040
and an exponent of the gray goose wave of the late 80s even though a goose had not yet been invented by them

1689
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:16,400
they were onto something those spandau boys were onto something

1690
01:42:21,120 --> 01:42:22,960
they had an air of class about them

1691
01:42:27,680 --> 01:42:31,760
and it could hold the tune too that's that's that's that's what they did best

1692
01:42:32,800 --> 01:42:35,760
i'd say they drove i'd say they all drove mercedes

1693
01:42:38,080 --> 01:42:45,360
i mean maybe not at the time but after a while you know gold true those songs are classics

1694
01:42:46,880 --> 01:42:53,280
they would be uh you know big in the bank as well i'd say with the uh the royalties

1695
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:58,080
they would have been able to afford any number of amgs

1696
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:05,840
i say any number there of course is a limit to how much they would have been able to afford their

1697
01:43:05,840 --> 01:43:13,680
very very pricey cars but fair play to them as for the thompson twins i'm not sure about those guys

1698
01:43:15,520 --> 01:43:21,520
they looked a bit geeky a bit kooky and i can't really remember what they did after that after this

1699
01:43:21,520 --> 01:43:23,200
track well i mean

1700
01:43:25,680 --> 01:43:30,400
what an era what it wanted what a decade that was

1701
01:43:33,280 --> 01:43:36,960
and now look at where we are we start at the bottom and now we're at the top

1702
01:43:38,080 --> 01:43:43,760
we're at the top of the tree it's connor williams in first place here at blue moon bay as a a passenger

1703
01:43:43,760 --> 01:43:54,960
airliner uh flies overhead ominously very slowly as well i've mentioned this before hopefully it's on

1704
01:43:54,960 --> 01:44:06,640
its way somewhere nice and it hasn't been commandeered by a gang of unarmed terrorists who plan to uh

1705
01:44:07,440 --> 01:44:14,160
fucking crash it into a big building which hasn't been seen since uh 9 11 hopefully won't ever be seen

1706
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:27,440
since it's seen again um but i do i do i i go into that time of in my mind a lot um it was it was something

1707
01:44:27,440 --> 01:44:30,880
which was unprecedented horrific

1708
01:44:35,600 --> 01:44:38,400
it was just everything that you everything a nightmare

1709
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:47,680
should be that's what 9 11 was i don't know if you've seen 9 11. that's a gold trophy though thank you so much for the gold

1710
01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:54,480
go on yes yes come on come on

1711
01:44:58,560 --> 01:45:00,800
sorry i don't know who this guy is jacques brel

1712
01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:10,800
ne me kit a pa some french guy 42 million 42 million views the clash london calling not a great song

1713
01:45:12,480 --> 01:45:22,480
muse not amused the cure not really into it hole you can shove it up your hole

1714
01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:29,200
i mean we're whole even that good or was it just because she was seeing your man out of nirvana

1715
01:45:32,240 --> 01:45:32,800
who knows

1716
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:44,080
all we know is that we got gold another gold in the bag that's all we need that's what we got

1717
01:45:48,160 --> 01:45:55,120
jimmy bars thank you very much bud hope you're keeping well and that your mercedes is clean and hoovered

1718
01:45:56,240 --> 01:46:03,040
the fuel consumption is helped further by clear weight savings of between 190 and 225 kilograms fill

1719
01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:10,800
up the tank make it snappy or i'll have your job a completely redesigned chassis with airmatic

1720
01:46:10,800 --> 01:46:17,360
electronically controlled pneumatic suspension automatic ride height adjustment and the ads adaptive damping

1721
01:46:17,360 --> 01:46:23,040
system further improves driving comfort and dynamics have you ever driven one of these over cobblestones

1722
01:46:23,040 --> 01:46:41,440
potholes and gobble pots yeah well you should it's a smooth little journey it's a smooth journey what's wrong do you need money?

1723
01:46:41,440 --> 01:46:47,120
you've got that san pellegrino smile when you smile you light up the room for a while then it goes out around half past ten it's time to grab another sample again

1724
01:46:47,120 --> 01:46:52,800
the holiday in Milan was shit i'm never going back again the birds were sending it in the sand

1725
01:46:52,800 --> 01:46:58,480
the birds were sending it it has to be said a lot of high-class birdage at the san pelle event 120 year dinner event

1726
01:46:58,480 --> 01:47:25,540
I love the room for a while. Then it goes out around half past ten. It's time to grab another San Pell again. The holiday in Milan was shit. I'm never going back again. The birds were sending it. It has to be said. A lot of high class birdage at the San Pelley event. 120 year dinner event it was. Fucking magic and nature and everything.

1727
01:47:25,540 --> 01:47:55,520
You've never done enough to be invited to the San Pelley event where the waiters and waitresses brought down a big glass of clouds. Have you ever had that? No, I doubt it. As for the nouveau cuisine, exquisigandic. Also, the castleistic dollhouses they presented in front of us and made us disassemble only to reveal a fucking night scene and a plate of beans and a star of toast.

1728
01:47:55,520 --> 01:48:04,520
Star of Toast you take away the sins of the world. A celebration of the Italian inhabitants.

1729
01:48:04,520 --> 01:48:12,520
Then a final course of rubbish. Before the San Pella dronies each brought out a prism chest.

1730
01:48:12,520 --> 01:48:21,520
Illuminated box prism. What was inside it? You guess a less a lessed it. The Celestial San Pella bastard bottle.

1731
01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:30,520
An absolute crystal waters gypsy woman job. Rich cunts clapped while people got back slaps and handshakes.

1732
01:48:30,520 --> 01:48:36,520
You may think this is extraordinary. Whereas we think it's just another night.

1733
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:41,520
San Pellegrino, honored to be part of your best moments for 120 years. Cheers.

1734
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:44,520
Connor Williams.

1735
01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:53,520
What? Yes. Yes. Come on. Woo. Come on.

1736
01:48:54,520 --> 01:48:58,520
Welcome back everybody to COVID-19 with me Connor Williams.

1737
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:08,520
It's that time again. We've had a couple of gold tropes in the bag. So let's bust out another CTN. As the kids in Compton are calling us.

1738
01:49:08,520 --> 01:49:21,520
Celtic Tiger Nights. Celtic Tiger Nights. Celtic Tiger Nights.

1739
01:49:21,520 --> 01:49:27,520
Celtic Tiger Nights. Let's have a look here.

1740
01:49:27,520 --> 01:49:37,520
I think I might be coming down with it. I hope not. I wore the mask and everything. Big time.

1741
01:49:38,520 --> 01:49:49,520
We already had Lisa Murphy at the Grand Canal doing her thing. And now we have Spiral from Big Brother. I think.

1742
01:49:51,520 --> 01:50:01,520
Let me see. Oh yeah. Big Brother 7. Contestant Spiral. This is from the 14th of August 2006.

1743
01:50:02,520 --> 01:50:06,520
Left Fingless last night and partied in Temple Bar's Sin.

1744
01:50:06,520 --> 01:50:08,520
Let's get those tunes back on. Sorry.

1745
01:50:08,520 --> 01:50:09,520
One second.

1746
01:50:13,520 --> 01:50:33,980
He celebrated his top 10 single, Spiral, in the Sin Nightclub in Temple Bar.

1747
01:50:35,460 --> 01:50:37,500
He got booted out of Big Brother.

1748
01:50:38,220 --> 01:50:40,220
No possibility of getting back into the house.

1749
01:50:41,140 --> 01:50:44,300
Fingless native Spiral isn't letting the grass grow under his feet.

1750
01:50:46,260 --> 01:50:51,280
Instead, the Cheeky Chappy is taking full advantage of his current celebrity status.

1751
01:50:52,380 --> 01:50:53,280
And cashing in.

1752
01:50:54,260 --> 01:50:58,520
With the rapid release of his controversial single, Fingless.

1753
01:50:58,940 --> 01:51:00,900
Which we'll play for you in a moment.

1754
01:51:01,500 --> 01:51:03,960
Which is a catchy rhyme about robbing cars.

1755
01:51:04,400 --> 01:51:09,280
And run-ins with the Gardaí on the mean streets of the north side.

1756
01:51:11,160 --> 01:51:13,700
And it seems his strategy has paid off.

1757
01:51:13,700 --> 01:51:17,540
With Fingless being the only new entry in the Irish top 10.

1758
01:51:17,920 --> 01:51:19,360
Coming in at number 9.

1759
01:51:19,360 --> 01:51:22,800
Just ahead of Infernal from Paris to Berlin.

1760
01:51:22,800 --> 01:51:25,880
And all the nightclubs I've been in.

1761
01:51:26,880 --> 01:51:28,780
My heart is pumping for love.

1762
01:51:29,200 --> 01:51:30,940
My heart is pumping for love.

1763
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:34,260
And right behind Nelly Furtado.

1764
01:51:34,680 --> 01:51:36,020
A man-eater.

1765
01:51:37,860 --> 01:51:40,840
And there's Spiral there with a cheeky Lucas Aid.

1766
01:51:41,740 --> 01:51:43,920
With a Big Brother still in the news.

1767
01:51:44,120 --> 01:51:45,940
And building up to the final evictions.

1768
01:51:46,440 --> 01:51:47,200
No doubt.

1769
01:51:47,740 --> 01:51:50,680
Spiral will be back on the Channel 4 show this weekend.

1770
01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:52,240
Promoting his new tunes.

1771
01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:54,300
He might just get another one.

1772
01:51:55,880 --> 01:51:56,700
There we are.

1773
01:51:56,700 --> 01:51:59,300
A lovely car he has for himself there.

1774
01:51:59,760 --> 01:52:02,640
Showbiz Ireland caught up with the T-Total lad last night.

1775
01:52:02,700 --> 01:52:03,440
As he pulled in.

1776
01:52:03,880 --> 01:52:05,960
One of absolute limousines.

1777
01:52:07,900 --> 01:52:09,700
Absolute limousines.

1778
01:52:10,760 --> 01:52:12,780
Absolute scenes in those zines.

1779
01:52:13,260 --> 01:52:14,280
Luxury vehicles.

1780
01:52:15,160 --> 01:52:18,900
Right outside the front door of the S-I-N Bar.

1781
01:52:19,060 --> 01:52:20,120
That's a great bar.

1782
01:52:20,920 --> 01:52:21,880
That's D-O-6.

1783
01:52:21,960 --> 01:52:23,080
Thanks so much for that.

1784
01:52:24,280 --> 01:52:27,440
Shoutouts to Jimmy Tip as well from Jimmy Bars.

1785
01:52:28,340 --> 01:52:31,240
I hope you're doing well, man.

1786
01:52:32,360 --> 01:52:33,600
That's the S-I-N.

1787
01:52:33,740 --> 01:52:35,380
And that's Spiral and a friend.

1788
01:52:36,400 --> 01:52:41,340
But rather than sipping the courtesy champagne on the limo's back seat.

1789
01:52:42,500 --> 01:52:46,640
Spiral only had interest in a bottle of Lucas Aid in the minibar.

1790
01:52:47,180 --> 01:52:49,400
And refused the free bubbly.

1791
01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:50,560
Fair play to him.

1792
01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:55,400
Although we did manage to get him to pull a pint of Guinness in the glitzy bar.

1793
01:52:56,540 --> 01:53:00,420
But he quickly passed it over to the counter to one of his posse.

1794
01:53:00,480 --> 01:53:02,180
He was quite happy with the free gargle.

1795
01:53:03,220 --> 01:53:05,800
So there were a few hangers on in the entourage.

1796
01:53:06,220 --> 01:53:08,340
Getting the free Guinness.

1797
01:53:09,620 --> 01:53:11,680
After partaying with pals.

1798
01:53:11,680 --> 01:53:15,020
Spiral shot off in his stretch limo.

1799
01:53:15,520 --> 01:53:19,780
For an imminent meeting with pop guru Louis Walsh.

1800
01:53:20,160 --> 01:53:21,220
Who was judging.

1801
01:53:22,180 --> 01:53:25,320
The Eurostar competition at DCU.

1802
01:53:31,320 --> 01:53:32,620
It's amazing.

1803
01:53:35,160 --> 01:53:35,860
It's just...

1804
01:53:35,860 --> 01:53:36,900
It's another era.

1805
01:53:37,060 --> 01:53:38,000
It's another time.

1806
01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:40,960
It's a time gone.

1807
01:53:41,180 --> 01:53:41,820
I miss it.

1808
01:53:42,200 --> 01:53:43,800
These were great days.

1809
01:53:43,880 --> 01:53:45,400
We didn't realize at the time.

1810
01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:48,200
We just thought this was another day.

1811
01:53:48,380 --> 01:53:49,600
Another day in paradise.

1812
01:53:51,880 --> 01:53:53,380
Nobody batted an islet.

1813
01:53:54,220 --> 01:54:00,480
When Lisa Murphy was handling a slippery fish down by the banks of the Grand Canal.

1814
01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:12,620
Patrick Kavanaugh just watching, leering, jeering, while she subtly and slip-handedly manhandled a scaly salmon.

1815
01:54:13,140 --> 01:54:19,960
Which didn't come from the Grand Canal, because, I mean, I've never seen, I don't think salmon swim up canal, do they?

1816
01:54:20,180 --> 01:54:21,500
It's usually just rivers.

1817
01:54:24,940 --> 01:54:27,400
You know, we thought that that was just normal.

1818
01:54:28,540 --> 01:54:33,040
You would see that, you would see that sort of stuff going down to the shop for a pint of milk.

1819
01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:40,460
So it's not unusual that Spiral got to go and meet Louis Walsh, who was judging the Eurostar competition at DCU.

1820
01:54:40,780 --> 01:54:48,980
Who knows, if Louis takes on the young Dubliner, we could see a lot more of his songs challenging for the top spot in the charts.

1821
01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:51,100
But what a dream that would have been.

1822
01:54:53,160 --> 01:54:55,560
And what a great situation as well.

1823
01:54:55,660 --> 01:54:58,000
Well done, Spiral, and hopefully you're doing well, pal.

1824
01:54:58,820 --> 01:55:01,860
Big shout out to Spiral and all his crew.

1825
01:55:03,380 --> 01:55:04,380
All the best, man.

1826
01:55:05,160 --> 01:55:06,460
All the bloody best.

1827
01:55:06,580 --> 01:55:07,880
That was Celtic Tiger Nights.

1828
01:55:08,240 --> 01:55:08,600
One.

1829
01:55:09,560 --> 01:55:10,000
Yes.

1830
01:55:10,600 --> 01:55:10,940
Yes.

1831
01:55:11,300 --> 01:55:12,000
Come on.

1832
01:55:12,800 --> 01:55:13,080
Woo.

1833
01:55:13,540 --> 01:55:14,160
Come on.

1834
01:55:14,620 --> 01:55:16,480
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

1835
01:55:18,620 --> 01:55:20,520
Celtic Tiger Nights.

1836
01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:25,280
There you go.

1837
01:55:26,100 --> 01:55:27,600
That's your CTN.

1838
01:55:28,220 --> 01:55:29,420
I've got to tell you something.

1839
01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:33,960
I'm really having a nice COVID-19 night of it.

1840
01:55:34,100 --> 01:55:35,740
It's a cozy COVIDian.

1841
01:55:37,640 --> 01:55:39,820
It's a beautiful world.

1842
01:55:40,360 --> 01:55:41,460
And we're all living in it.

1843
01:55:41,800 --> 01:55:45,480
And I want to bring you somewhere I like to drive late at night.

1844
01:55:46,760 --> 01:55:49,080
It's called the Tokyo Expressway.

1845
01:55:49,140 --> 01:55:51,340
I usually bring the AMG here if I can.

1846
01:55:51,680 --> 01:55:54,620
Right now, I'm racing a Mazda Yunus Roadster.

1847
01:55:55,120 --> 01:55:56,400
And it's a great little car.

1848
01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:59,000
It suits a lot of different needs.

1849
01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:00,180
It's a needster.

1850
01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:03,600
It's got a nice bit of space in the back.

1851
01:56:03,920 --> 01:56:05,060
Even though there is no back.

1852
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:14,120
And it's just a real go-getter, jetsetter, hairdresser's first big wedge kind of car.

1853
01:56:14,240 --> 01:56:14,540
Do you know?

1854
01:56:16,680 --> 01:56:19,980
Look at those pistons just pumping the night away.

1855
01:56:21,880 --> 01:56:25,700
It's a pistonic scene.

1856
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:29,120
One which should pump us up.

1857
01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:31,660
You know, you witness that machinery.

1858
01:56:31,880 --> 01:56:33,900
That kind of mechanical wonderment.

1859
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:37,580
Which has been crafted by men's hands.

1860
01:56:37,740 --> 01:56:39,140
And probably women's hands as well.

1861
01:56:39,200 --> 01:56:40,080
Don't want to be sexist.

1862
01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:44,780
But, I mean, maybe not even human hands.

1863
01:56:45,040 --> 01:56:48,520
Maybe robots made those pistons.

1864
01:56:50,280 --> 01:56:52,580
And you can't be sexist about them.

1865
01:56:52,640 --> 01:56:55,060
Because they're neither man nor woman.

1866
01:56:55,860 --> 01:56:58,640
But I'm sure I'm wrong about that.

1867
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:01,660
The last time I checked ten minutes ago.

1868
01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:03,580
Cars were neither.

1869
01:57:03,720 --> 01:57:04,960
But, I mean, you never know.

1870
01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:08,200
Maybe cars and pistons are self-identifying.

1871
01:57:09,140 --> 01:57:10,800
And that's where we've got to.

1872
01:57:12,140 --> 01:57:15,200
I was talking about this the other day, actually, to Miles Dungan.

1873
01:57:16,600 --> 01:57:19,200
We were actually watching footage from Stalingrad.

1874
01:57:19,880 --> 01:57:25,840
The Battle mixed to some real nice, deep house, ambient techno core.

1875
01:57:26,320 --> 01:57:28,600
And some mild fuckwaves as well.

1876
01:57:29,180 --> 01:57:32,540
Which he had in the back of a vinyl in the freezer.

1877
01:57:33,140 --> 01:57:34,540
I said, why'd you keep it there, Miles?

1878
01:57:35,020 --> 01:57:39,060
He said, because you want it to be as cool as a cucumber when you're listening to it, man.

1879
01:57:39,660 --> 01:57:40,900
I said, that doesn't affect anything.

1880
01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:41,620
He said it does.

1881
01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:46,040
The fidelity of the vinyl when the needle hits the groove.

1882
01:57:47,120 --> 01:57:54,440
Something about the iciness of the ridge on the record that makes the record sound better or something.

1883
01:57:55,400 --> 01:57:57,640
And he just put that on.

1884
01:57:57,640 --> 01:58:05,500
And we watched some of the horrific footage of the encirclement of the mass German 6th Army in the middle of Stalingrad.

1885
01:58:06,100 --> 01:58:07,240
They were eating rats.

1886
01:58:07,240 --> 01:58:07,300
They were eating rats.

1887
01:58:08,120 --> 01:58:09,140
Horse meat.

1888
01:58:10,140 --> 01:58:16,480
And it was possibly the most dark hellscape I'd ever seen.

1889
01:58:17,280 --> 01:58:18,080
But those beats.

1890
01:58:19,020 --> 01:58:19,840
Boy oh boy.

1891
01:58:19,940 --> 01:58:20,480
Did they just.

1892
01:58:20,660 --> 01:58:22,260
They really complimented the footage.

1893
01:58:22,480 --> 01:58:22,940
And actually.

1894
01:58:23,540 --> 01:58:25,480
They actually did Stalingrad justice.

1895
01:58:25,660 --> 01:58:26,980
Because I've heard the story of it.

1896
01:58:27,460 --> 01:58:29,080
I know it's meant to be one of the biggest.

1897
01:58:30,100 --> 01:58:30,940
And baddest.

1898
01:58:31,440 --> 01:58:32,820
War stories of all time.

1899
01:58:32,900 --> 01:58:34,040
But I didn't think it was that bad.

1900
01:58:34,520 --> 01:58:34,940
But when.

1901
01:58:35,220 --> 01:58:37,240
When I saw what Dungan was doing.

1902
01:58:37,920 --> 01:58:40,120
With his frozen sack of vinyls.

1903
01:58:42,100 --> 01:58:43,340
Blew me out of the water.

1904
01:58:43,760 --> 01:58:43,760
And.

1905
01:58:44,540 --> 01:58:44,660
He.

1906
01:58:45,040 --> 01:58:45,440
Listen.

1907
01:58:45,540 --> 01:58:48,160
He blows people out of the water every week in the Miles Dungeon.

1908
01:58:48,640 --> 01:58:49,860
If you haven't been down there.

1909
01:58:50,480 --> 01:58:51,240
What are you doing?

1910
01:58:51,420 --> 01:58:52,040
You're in Dublin.

1911
01:58:53,200 --> 01:58:54,460
Where else are you going to be?

1912
01:58:58,260 --> 01:58:58,980
In town.

1913
01:58:58,980 --> 01:59:01,280
Yeah.

1914
01:59:01,460 --> 01:59:02,220
Well if you're in town.

1915
01:59:03,540 --> 01:59:04,580
Go to the Green.

1916
01:59:05,660 --> 01:59:06,620
Up Leeson Street.

1917
01:59:08,700 --> 01:59:09,840
Right just before.

1918
01:59:09,980 --> 01:59:11,840
As if you're going onto Adelaide Road.

1919
01:59:11,940 --> 01:59:12,920
Down to the Iron Ear.

1920
01:59:14,100 --> 01:59:16,060
There's a little place there.

1921
01:59:17,520 --> 01:59:17,960
Inconspicuous.

1922
01:59:18,620 --> 01:59:19,760
But I tell you something.

1923
01:59:22,240 --> 01:59:23,120
It's seminal.

1924
01:59:23,120 --> 01:59:24,940
What?

1925
01:59:25,840 --> 01:59:26,360
Yes.

1926
01:59:26,880 --> 01:59:27,280
Yes.

1927
01:59:27,960 --> 01:59:28,360
Come on.

1928
01:59:29,160 --> 01:59:29,440
Woo.

1929
01:59:29,960 --> 01:59:30,560
Come on.

1930
01:59:31,120 --> 01:59:32,820
Celtic Tiger Dreams.

1931
01:59:33,160 --> 01:59:33,480
Sorry.

1932
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:34,480
It's not Celtic Tiger.

1933
01:59:34,580 --> 01:59:35,320
Sorry about that.

1934
01:59:35,520 --> 01:59:36,500
Beardsman MEP.

1935
01:59:36,720 --> 01:59:37,740
Thanks so much bud.

1936
01:59:38,460 --> 01:59:41,400
You're a kind hearted legendaro of the fall.

1937
01:59:41,960 --> 01:59:43,400
You've been with us since the beginning.

1938
01:59:44,240 --> 01:59:45,120
Since the early days.

1939
01:59:48,400 --> 01:59:50,880
Before I was even invented.

1940
01:59:50,880 --> 01:59:51,780
You're a dick.

1941
01:59:52,780 --> 01:59:54,520
Because I believe in creation.

1942
01:59:54,860 --> 01:59:56,380
I believe in creationism.

1943
01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:57,520
I was created.

1944
01:59:57,680 --> 01:59:58,840
I was invented by God.

1945
01:59:59,320 --> 02:00:00,000
Celtic Tiger.

1946
02:00:00,740 --> 02:00:01,220
Cub.

1947
02:00:01,400 --> 02:00:02,060
Thank you very much.

1948
02:00:02,760 --> 02:00:03,480
All of us.

1949
02:00:03,680 --> 02:00:04,460
Every one of us.

1950
02:00:04,540 --> 02:00:05,740
Was invented by God.

1951
02:00:08,140 --> 02:00:08,620
Ugh.

1952
02:00:11,820 --> 02:00:14,900
And I won't hear a fucking different word about it.

1953
02:00:15,000 --> 02:00:15,200
Okay.

1954
02:00:15,340 --> 02:00:16,220
I know it's Lent.

1955
02:00:16,520 --> 02:00:17,840
I should be giving up swearing.

1956
02:00:18,320 --> 02:00:19,440
But that's not going to happen.

1957
02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:22,160
Because.

1958
02:00:22,360 --> 02:00:23,640
Some of these bad boys.

1959
02:00:24,040 --> 02:00:24,960
On this track.

1960
02:00:25,640 --> 02:00:26,940
Really grind my gears.

1961
02:00:27,540 --> 02:00:29,180
I'm talking about the German.

1962
02:00:29,880 --> 02:00:30,840
Luciano Gunther.

1963
02:00:32,140 --> 02:00:33,500
Luciano of course.

1964
02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:35,660
Of Italian stock himself.

1965
02:00:35,820 --> 02:00:38,700
But born and raised in Leipzig.

1966
02:00:39,460 --> 02:00:41,300
And Henry Martinez.

1967
02:00:42,440 --> 02:00:43,380
The American.

1968
02:00:45,140 --> 02:00:47,020
Of South American extraction.

1969
02:00:48,460 --> 02:00:49,440
The Finn.

1970
02:00:49,580 --> 02:00:49,880
Celine.

1971
02:00:50,920 --> 02:00:52,120
If you want to win.

1972
02:00:52,300 --> 02:00:52,940
Get a Finn.

1973
02:00:54,220 --> 02:00:56,000
That was the saying back in the day.

1974
02:00:56,120 --> 02:00:56,440
But I mean.

1975
02:00:56,500 --> 02:00:57,320
You can't say that anymore.

1976
02:00:57,460 --> 02:00:58,700
Because it's a bit.

1977
02:00:58,880 --> 02:00:59,600
It's a bit much.

1978
02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:00,600
You know.

1979
02:01:01,120 --> 02:01:01,560
Specifying.

1980
02:01:02,020 --> 02:01:03,340
Nationalities.

1981
02:01:03,660 --> 02:01:04,560
And things like that.

1982
02:01:04,940 --> 02:01:06,140
You can't say it anymore.

1983
02:01:06,140 --> 02:01:06,980
In broadcasting.

1984
02:01:07,980 --> 02:01:08,440
Some of.

1985
02:01:08,640 --> 02:01:08,960
I mean.

1986
02:01:09,040 --> 02:01:09,480
That's.

1987
02:01:09,540 --> 02:01:10,720
It's a shame to some.

1988
02:01:13,500 --> 02:01:14,040
But it's a shame to some.

1989
02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:16,740
But it's not too many.

1990
02:01:16,740 --> 02:01:17,280
You know.

1991
02:01:19,180 --> 02:01:20,020
I got.

1992
02:01:20,160 --> 02:01:21,520
I got the chop.

1993
02:01:23,060 --> 02:01:23,620
There.

1994
02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:24,660
A few months ago.

1995
02:01:26,420 --> 02:01:28,360
When I was co-commentating.

1996
02:01:28,760 --> 02:01:29,600
Co-coms.

1997
02:01:31,300 --> 02:01:32,720
On the F1.

1998
02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:34,020
Oh.

1999
02:01:36,300 --> 02:01:37,300
There we go.

2000
02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:37,300
There we go.

2001
02:01:37,300 --> 02:01:38,300
There we go.

2002
02:01:38,300 --> 02:01:38,340
There we go.

2003
02:01:40,340 --> 02:01:40,860
And.

2004
02:01:40,860 --> 02:01:42,360
I just made references.

2005
02:01:42,560 --> 02:01:43,920
There was a Colombian driver.

2006
02:01:44,180 --> 02:01:44,500
And I was.

2007
02:01:44,600 --> 02:01:45,040
And he was.

2008
02:01:45,160 --> 02:01:46,280
He was flying it.

2009
02:01:46,920 --> 02:01:48,200
Absolutely flying it.

2010
02:01:51,200 --> 02:01:51,740
Ricardo.

2011
02:01:51,740 --> 02:01:51,780
Ricardo.

2012
02:01:52,200 --> 02:01:52,820
Or something.

2013
02:01:53,160 --> 02:01:53,680
Martino.

2014
02:01:53,800 --> 02:01:54,480
Martismo.

2015
02:01:54,960 --> 02:01:54,980
Or.

2016
02:01:55,220 --> 02:01:55,500
Fucking.

2017
02:01:57,000 --> 02:01:57,520
Bartino.

2018
02:01:57,900 --> 02:01:57,920
Or.

2019
02:01:58,080 --> 02:01:59,360
Can't remember his name.

2020
02:01:59,480 --> 02:01:59,660
Was it.

2021
02:01:59,740 --> 02:02:00,060
Was it.

2022
02:02:00,600 --> 02:02:01,140
Was it.

2023
02:02:01,240 --> 02:02:01,900
Martismo.

2024
02:02:02,260 --> 02:02:02,260
Or.

2025
02:02:02,860 --> 02:02:03,160
Was it.

2026
02:02:05,520 --> 02:02:05,960
Zankito.

2027
02:02:06,360 --> 02:02:06,580
No.

2028
02:02:06,640 --> 02:02:07,060
That's different.

2029
02:02:07,200 --> 02:02:08,600
One of those.

2030
02:02:08,700 --> 02:02:09,000
Anyway.

2031
02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:10,560
I made some reference.

2032
02:02:10,560 --> 02:02:11,280
To him being.

2033
02:02:11,780 --> 02:02:13,140
Going like a bat out of hell.

2034
02:02:13,320 --> 02:02:14,780
And him being from Colombia.

2035
02:02:16,300 --> 02:02:16,740
And.

2036
02:02:18,920 --> 02:02:19,320
Look.

2037
02:02:19,380 --> 02:02:20,260
I'm not going to repeat it.

2038
02:02:20,300 --> 02:02:21,840
Because I don't want to get taken off air.

2039
02:02:21,900 --> 02:02:22,220
But I mean.

2040
02:02:22,260 --> 02:02:22,440
Look.

2041
02:02:24,060 --> 02:02:25,860
I got a rap to the knuckles.

2042
02:02:25,860 --> 02:02:26,420
For that.

2043
02:02:27,820 --> 02:02:28,160
And.

2044
02:02:29,280 --> 02:02:29,680
Afterwards.

2045
02:02:29,900 --> 02:02:31,180
I was a bit down in the dumps.

2046
02:02:31,200 --> 02:02:32,180
I was crying.

2047
02:02:32,180 --> 02:02:32,740
Into my.

2048
02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:33,200
Fucking.

2049
02:02:33,660 --> 02:02:34,620
Steam drinker.

2050
02:02:34,620 --> 02:02:38,020
Down at the.

2051
02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:39,440
The Fallon and Byrne.

2052
02:02:39,560 --> 02:02:40,280
Taste off.

2053
02:02:40,440 --> 02:02:41,260
Which had alcoholic.

2054
02:02:41,420 --> 02:02:42,260
Undertones to it.

2055
02:02:42,980 --> 02:02:43,200
And.

2056
02:02:43,680 --> 02:02:44,120
I remember.

2057
02:02:44,460 --> 02:02:45,200
Royal Nugent.

2058
02:02:45,280 --> 02:02:45,860
Came over.

2059
02:02:45,960 --> 02:02:46,600
He seen me.

2060
02:02:46,660 --> 02:02:47,000
And said.

2061
02:02:47,060 --> 02:02:47,580
Look Connor.

2062
02:02:48,460 --> 02:02:49,200
The tears.

2063
02:02:50,520 --> 02:02:51,040
They're.

2064
02:02:51,100 --> 02:02:52,080
They're nice and salty.

2065
02:02:52,240 --> 02:02:53,340
But they're not going to compliment.

2066
02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:54,000
That beverage.

2067
02:02:54,080 --> 02:02:54,620
That you're drinking.

2068
02:02:55,420 --> 02:02:55,900
He noted.

2069
02:02:56,020 --> 02:02:56,820
That a couple of my.

2070
02:02:57,000 --> 02:02:57,440
Teardrops.

2071
02:02:57,440 --> 02:02:57,800
Had.

2072
02:02:58,380 --> 02:02:59,280
Entered the glass.

2073
02:02:59,380 --> 02:03:00,060
At that stage.

2074
02:03:01,400 --> 02:03:02,680
But the Nuge ball.

2075
02:03:02,820 --> 02:03:03,280
Just said.

2076
02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:05,920
You're a fucking legend.

2077
02:03:06,060 --> 02:03:06,340
Connor.

2078
02:03:07,600 --> 02:03:08,000
And.

2079
02:03:08,600 --> 02:03:09,980
That's all you got to think about.

2080
02:03:11,780 --> 02:03:13,220
And I think he was right as well.

2081
02:03:13,280 --> 02:03:13,520
You know.

2082
02:03:13,840 --> 02:03:14,500
And with that.

2083
02:03:15,140 --> 02:03:15,820
Royal Nugent.

2084
02:03:16,000 --> 02:03:17,640
Stuck a big spicy meatball.

2085
02:03:17,720 --> 02:03:18,260
In his mouth.

2086
02:03:19,080 --> 02:03:20,320
And proceeded to ask me.

2087
02:03:20,400 --> 02:03:21,040
What I thought about.

2088
02:03:21,140 --> 02:03:21,540
The upcoming.

2089
02:03:21,740 --> 02:03:22,380
Six Nations.

2090
02:03:23,060 --> 02:03:24,280
But I couldn't understand.

2091
02:03:24,380 --> 02:03:25,240
Him say Six Nations.

2092
02:03:25,240 --> 02:03:25,800
At the time.

2093
02:03:25,880 --> 02:03:26,880
Because his mouth was full.

2094
02:03:27,300 --> 02:03:28,160
All I heard was.

2095
02:03:28,960 --> 02:03:29,720
Six Nations.

2096
02:03:30,680 --> 02:03:31,080
And.

2097
02:03:32,180 --> 02:03:33,160
He kept saying.

2098
02:03:33,300 --> 02:03:33,940
Six Nations.

2099
02:03:35,100 --> 02:03:35,540
And.

2100
02:03:36,160 --> 02:03:36,900
I actually.

2101
02:03:37,580 --> 02:03:39,140
I got a bit grossed out.

2102
02:03:39,260 --> 02:03:39,440
By the.

2103
02:03:39,540 --> 02:03:40,480
Bits of meatball.

2104
02:03:40,620 --> 02:03:41,400
Were coming out of his mouth.

2105
02:03:41,460 --> 02:03:41,740
As well.

2106
02:03:41,880 --> 02:03:41,900
I.

2107
02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:44,160
I just walked off.

2108
02:03:44,740 --> 02:03:45,480
But I remember.

2109
02:03:45,640 --> 02:03:46,120
The sentiment.

2110
02:03:46,340 --> 02:03:46,820
Of the night.

2111
02:03:46,900 --> 02:03:47,020
And.

2112
02:03:47,760 --> 02:03:48,980
I just got to say.

2113
02:03:49,320 --> 02:03:49,720
Royalster.

2114
02:03:49,860 --> 02:03:50,840
If you're watching baby.

2115
02:03:51,620 --> 02:03:52,640
Thanks so much man.

2116
02:03:52,960 --> 02:03:53,820
You picked me up.

2117
02:03:53,820 --> 02:03:54,020
When.

2118
02:03:54,220 --> 02:03:55,000
When I was down.

2119
02:03:55,280 --> 02:03:56,000
And I was down.

2120
02:03:56,640 --> 02:03:57,500
I was down.

2121
02:03:58,960 --> 02:03:59,560
That's something.

2122
02:04:00,220 --> 02:04:01,120
Look at me now.

2123
02:04:01,180 --> 02:04:01,420
Royal.

2124
02:04:01,840 --> 02:04:02,580
Look at me now.

2125
02:04:02,660 --> 02:04:02,800
I mean.

2126
02:04:02,900 --> 02:04:03,880
I'm first place.

2127
02:04:04,240 --> 02:04:05,020
Final lap.

2128
02:04:05,680 --> 02:04:06,540
Yunos Roadster.

2129
02:04:06,920 --> 02:04:07,800
You know what.

2130
02:04:07,860 --> 02:04:09,100
You know how we do it baby.

2131
02:04:09,220 --> 02:04:10,140
It's a gold trove.

2132
02:04:10,220 --> 02:04:10,820
It's Mazda.

2133
02:04:11,280 --> 02:04:12,380
It's Royal Nugent.

2134
02:04:12,800 --> 02:04:14,240
It's everything we've ever wanted.

2135
02:04:14,440 --> 02:04:15,460
Everything we've craved.

2136
02:04:15,620 --> 02:04:16,560
And now we've got it.

2137
02:04:24,560 --> 02:04:25,120
One.

2138
02:04:25,120 --> 02:04:25,180
One.

2139
02:04:25,900 --> 02:04:26,540
Yes.

2140
02:04:26,920 --> 02:04:27,640
Yes.

2141
02:04:27,980 --> 02:04:28,660
Come on.

2142
02:04:29,240 --> 02:04:29,600
Woo.

2143
02:04:30,040 --> 02:04:30,740
Come on.

2144
02:04:31,560 --> 02:04:32,280
Zurich tip.

2145
02:04:32,520 --> 02:04:32,780
Dot.

2146
02:04:32,780 --> 02:04:33,060
I.

2147
02:04:35,460 --> 02:04:36,340
Titsy Mirbo.

2148
02:04:36,460 --> 02:04:37,280
Thanks so much.

2149
02:04:38,720 --> 02:04:40,340
And to everybody out there.

2150
02:04:42,500 --> 02:04:43,920
Hopefully everyone out there.

2151
02:04:43,980 --> 02:04:44,900
You're having a nice night.

2152
02:04:45,040 --> 02:04:45,720
You're not too.

2153
02:04:46,300 --> 02:04:46,940
Disturbed.

2154
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:48,200
Scared.

2155
02:04:48,640 --> 02:04:49,140
Maybe.

2156
02:04:49,800 --> 02:04:50,420
Concerned.

2157
02:04:50,520 --> 02:04:50,940
Yes.

2158
02:04:52,440 --> 02:04:53,700
Yes you should be John.

2159
02:04:54,400 --> 02:04:55,720
You fucking should be concerned.

2160
02:04:56,240 --> 02:04:56,940
Because this.

2161
02:04:57,620 --> 02:04:58,860
Gardie took my CBD.

2162
02:04:59,100 --> 02:05:00,140
Thank you so much man.

2163
02:05:01,560 --> 02:05:03,360
Nearly missed your streamage big man.

2164
02:05:03,760 --> 02:05:04,420
Have to say.

2165
02:05:04,640 --> 02:05:06,240
You're pulling off the face mask.

2166
02:05:06,280 --> 02:05:07,160
With a sense of cool.

2167
02:05:07,300 --> 02:05:07,580
Crisp.

2168
02:05:08,000 --> 02:05:08,440
Premium.

2169
02:05:08,700 --> 02:05:09,140
Excellence.

2170
02:05:09,980 --> 02:05:11,720
Hope you're swimming in gold troves.

2171
02:05:12,300 --> 02:05:12,960
You know I am.

2172
02:05:14,000 --> 02:05:14,680
I am.

2173
02:05:14,780 --> 02:05:15,420
Thanks to you.

2174
02:05:15,940 --> 02:05:16,600
To every.

2175
02:05:17,160 --> 02:05:18,680
Bloody one of you out there.

2176
02:05:20,500 --> 02:05:21,400
Thanks so much.

2177
02:05:21,480 --> 02:05:22,420
Because without you.

2178
02:05:23,020 --> 02:05:24,900
I wouldn't be able to get the gold trophy.

2179
02:05:28,440 --> 02:05:29,020
You know.

2180
02:05:29,180 --> 02:05:30,600
I mean there's an argument there.

2181
02:05:30,800 --> 02:05:31,100
Say.

2182
02:05:33,260 --> 02:05:33,700
It's.

2183
02:05:33,700 --> 02:05:34,640
It's possible.

2184
02:05:35,100 --> 02:05:35,560
Without you.

2185
02:05:36,000 --> 02:05:36,460
But I mean.

2186
02:05:38,060 --> 02:05:38,860
For now.

2187
02:05:39,140 --> 02:05:40,060
For right here and now.

2188
02:05:40,200 --> 02:05:40,540
For these.

2189
02:05:40,760 --> 02:05:41,240
For right.

2190
02:05:41,400 --> 02:05:41,940
For this.

2191
02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:42,780
Moment now.

2192
02:05:43,040 --> 02:05:44,560
I want to say that it is impossible.

2193
02:05:45,380 --> 02:05:46,000
Without you.

2194
02:05:47,240 --> 02:05:47,800
But you know.

2195
02:05:48,000 --> 02:05:49,100
There's a chance that it could.

2196
02:05:49,100 --> 02:05:51,880
Sky of the ski van ski vase.

2197
02:05:53,020 --> 02:06:00,660
36 laps remain here at Monza for the Magenti Morelli Allianz Grand Prix of Italy.

2198
02:06:01,100 --> 02:06:07,760
And it's Ruben's Barrichellos leading the race with an amazing aplomb.

2199
02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:13,700
And we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had joy, we had fun.

2200
02:06:14,240 --> 02:06:15,880
We had seasons in the sun.

2201
02:06:16,540 --> 02:06:23,300
But I'm afraid the joy couldn't last because loopity-loop-banger busted out of class early and said,

2202
02:06:23,300 --> 02:06:28,780
Listen guys, I'm only a kid now, but you keep your eye on the ball.

2203
02:06:28,900 --> 02:06:31,740
In a few years' time I'm going to be the greatest of all time.

2204
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:33,780
The goat, the male sheep.

2205
02:06:34,580 --> 02:06:36,140
But all that is for the fairies.

2206
02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:39,520
As we look at the standings at the moment, it's brought to you by Siemens.

2207
02:06:39,980 --> 02:06:43,080
It's Ruben's Barrichellos, Juan Pablo Montoya's 9 seconds after pace.

2208
02:06:43,600 --> 02:06:47,280
Michael, Ralph, Jean Arreci, Kimi Räikkönen, Joss Verstappen.

2209
02:06:49,360 --> 02:06:52,500
It's a Vodafone-istic kind of race at the moment.

2210
02:06:52,620 --> 02:06:58,020
There's a lot of sand gravel which has been shipped in by Sandmasters.ie.

2211
02:06:59,180 --> 02:07:03,580
Ireland's, and indeed Europe's, premier sand house.

2212
02:07:04,300 --> 02:07:05,180
And look at this now.

2213
02:07:05,860 --> 02:07:06,820
Miho Shumisher.

2214
02:07:08,440 --> 02:07:13,300
Miho Shumisher has gone into the pitch shack for a new set of balloons.

2215
02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:15,700
He's taken a long time though.

2216
02:07:16,120 --> 02:07:17,920
Eight-second pitch shack maneuver.

2217
02:07:18,460 --> 02:07:20,180
It's a long time gone.

2218
02:07:20,680 --> 02:07:22,140
And I don't know what happened there.

2219
02:07:22,580 --> 02:07:26,280
It looked like somebody dropped the bollock on the balloon box.

2220
02:07:27,020 --> 02:07:32,340
And his right-side hatch puzzler was left splaying out in front of everyone to say.

2221
02:07:32,460 --> 02:07:34,540
People were turning around in disgust.

2222
02:07:34,720 --> 02:07:37,580
They were, um, and I tell you something.

2223
02:07:38,740 --> 02:07:39,900
Ruben's Barrichello.

2224
02:07:40,600 --> 02:07:41,420
What's he on?

2225
02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:44,060
And we've got another Ferrari coming in now.

2226
02:07:44,140 --> 02:07:44,880
I beg your pardon.

2227
02:07:44,960 --> 02:07:45,420
It's not.

2228
02:07:46,160 --> 02:07:47,480
It's not a Ferrari.

2229
02:07:48,220 --> 02:07:49,660
And there's nobody there.

2230
02:07:50,020 --> 02:07:51,260
There's nobody there.

2231
02:07:51,360 --> 02:07:52,480
Nobody there either.

2232
02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:54,020
And who's this?

2233
02:07:54,860 --> 02:07:56,000
I don't know.

2234
02:07:56,000 --> 02:07:56,620
Connor.

2235
02:07:57,300 --> 02:07:58,620
Will you have a spook?

2236
02:07:59,820 --> 02:08:02,100
Rive the Reeve Rarve Reeve Rays.

2237
02:08:02,760 --> 02:08:04,080
In a seven-foot buster.

2238
02:08:04,740 --> 02:08:05,480
With a crew-

2239
02:08:05,480 --> 02:08:07,480
With a crew crooks cramber.

2240
02:08:08,540 --> 02:08:10,460
Just balancing out the act at the back.

2241
02:08:10,580 --> 02:08:15,080
Before your fucking front shifters go full lock on a tarmacadam big baller.

2242
02:08:16,080 --> 02:08:18,280
Have your hazards been checked yet?

2243
02:08:18,460 --> 02:08:21,220
If not, get over to Paris now.

2244
02:08:21,320 --> 02:08:23,760
There's an NCT center that has a lift working.

2245
02:08:23,760 --> 02:08:25,940
And you have to go abroad to get it.

2246
02:08:26,000 --> 02:08:27,220
It's just the way things are.

2247
02:08:28,140 --> 02:08:29,920
Outside the Brussels building.

2248
02:08:30,380 --> 02:08:33,480
You might find a few fucking dry-shy politissimos.

2249
02:08:34,260 --> 02:08:35,720
Give them what's for.

2250
02:08:36,220 --> 02:08:39,500
Before stepping into your luxurious leather-clad interior.

2251
02:08:40,500 --> 02:08:41,580
And revving up.

2252
02:08:41,980 --> 02:08:42,660
Ignorantly.

2253
02:08:43,420 --> 02:08:44,800
And fucking proudly.

2254
02:08:45,340 --> 02:08:49,900
Before hitting the winding, alpinistic fucking turntablers.

2255
02:08:50,420 --> 02:08:51,880
Down in the Dolmites.

2256
02:08:52,460 --> 02:08:55,520
The Chamonix fucking Alsatianos.

2257
02:08:56,760 --> 02:08:58,180
All that stuff.

2258
02:08:58,260 --> 02:08:59,600
You know what I'm on about, yeah.

2259
02:09:00,040 --> 02:09:02,640
I shouldn't have to be spoon-feeding you.

2260
02:09:03,580 --> 02:09:04,880
You're almost 38.

2261
02:09:04,880 --> 02:09:05,080
You're almost 38.

2262
02:09:15,080 --> 02:09:18,420
Welcome back, guys, to the Grey Goose Extraordinaire.

2263
02:09:20,040 --> 02:09:25,980
Another sojourn into the Gran Turismo world.

2264
02:09:26,120 --> 02:09:28,320
The Mazda Roadsters Cup race.

2265
02:09:28,400 --> 02:09:29,160
Final race.

2266
02:09:29,720 --> 02:09:31,480
We've done nothing but send.

2267
02:09:32,080 --> 02:09:33,240
In each and every event.

2268
02:09:34,380 --> 02:09:36,820
And this final one will be of no exception.

2269
02:09:38,820 --> 02:09:41,440
I've got the snarl of a lion.

2270
02:09:42,360 --> 02:09:43,460
I've got the heart.

2271
02:09:44,460 --> 02:09:45,580
Of Ryle Nugent.

2272
02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:49,900
I have the sophistication.

2273
02:09:51,280 --> 02:09:53,060
Of a bottle of Grey Goose.

2274
02:09:55,940 --> 02:09:57,040
And what's more.

2275
02:10:00,540 --> 02:10:02,380
I have Connor Williams.

2276
02:10:04,780 --> 02:10:06,300
I am Connor Williams.

2277
02:10:07,180 --> 02:10:08,620
But I have him as well.

2278
02:10:08,820 --> 02:10:09,840
And just knowing that.

2279
02:10:09,960 --> 02:10:11,460
Knowing that I have his backing.

2280
02:10:11,600 --> 02:10:12,220
My backing.

2281
02:10:14,140 --> 02:10:16,320
Really makes things a lot easier for me.

2282
02:10:16,540 --> 02:10:17,680
So thanks very much, Connor.

2283
02:10:19,880 --> 02:10:21,080
No problem, Connor.

2284
02:10:22,000 --> 02:10:22,700
Anytime, bud.

2285
02:10:23,820 --> 02:10:24,180
Anytime.

2286
02:10:26,180 --> 02:10:27,180
Thanks very much, man.

2287
02:10:27,360 --> 02:10:27,940
Means a lot.

2288
02:10:29,260 --> 02:10:30,000
Hope you're well.

2289
02:10:30,220 --> 02:10:30,880
You're a good guy.

2290
02:10:31,060 --> 02:10:32,680
And I like the work that you do.

2291
02:10:32,980 --> 02:10:33,700
Thanks very much.

2292
02:10:34,580 --> 02:10:35,020
Thank you.

2293
02:10:35,500 --> 02:10:36,260
I appreciate that.

2294
02:10:37,220 --> 02:10:37,560
Now.

2295
02:10:38,300 --> 02:10:39,460
Let's get on to Zurich.

2296
02:10:40,060 --> 02:10:41,520
And sign on the dotted line here.

2297
02:10:41,720 --> 02:10:42,540
And come first.

2298
02:10:42,700 --> 02:10:43,500
And get that gold.

2299
02:10:43,840 --> 02:10:44,880
I agree with you, Connor.

2300
02:10:44,980 --> 02:10:45,320
Good man.

2301
02:10:45,360 --> 02:10:46,120
Let's do this.

2302
02:10:46,260 --> 02:10:46,660
Go on.

2303
02:10:47,580 --> 02:10:48,020
Yes.

2304
02:10:48,680 --> 02:10:49,160
Yes.

2305
02:10:49,520 --> 02:10:50,160
Come on.

2306
02:10:50,780 --> 02:10:51,100
Woo.

2307
02:10:51,480 --> 02:10:52,180
Come on.

2308
02:10:54,840 --> 02:10:55,840
Tommy Bow.

2309
02:10:59,420 --> 02:11:00,560
Thank you very much.

2310
02:11:03,240 --> 02:11:04,160
Titsy Mirbow.

2311
02:11:04,300 --> 02:11:06,140
Gordy took my CBD.

2312
02:11:06,140 --> 02:11:06,700
And.

2313
02:11:09,060 --> 02:11:09,700
Tomas.

2314
02:11:10,960 --> 02:11:11,620
Bow.

2315
02:11:12,980 --> 02:11:14,000
The Bowman.

2316
02:11:14,540 --> 02:11:15,640
The Bowson's Whistle.

2317
02:11:16,680 --> 02:11:18,040
Tommy Bowson's Whistle.

2318
02:11:20,720 --> 02:11:22,100
Jayla Khan.

2319
02:11:22,220 --> 02:11:23,000
Thank you very much.

2320
02:11:23,000 --> 02:11:26,260
Coronavirus, Connor.

2321
02:11:26,420 --> 02:11:28,600
I'm thinking investment opportunity.

2322
02:11:32,280 --> 02:11:33,780
Can't wait to read.

2323
02:11:33,960 --> 02:11:34,700
Hear what you think.

2324
02:11:34,820 --> 02:11:35,080
What are you.

2325
02:11:35,240 --> 02:11:37,240
How are you going to market the coronavirus?

2326
02:11:39,460 --> 02:11:42,760
I'm watching this world crisis with thousands of people.

2327
02:11:43,720 --> 02:11:45,460
Falling prey to the.

2328
02:11:46,460 --> 02:11:47,320
Horrible new.

2329
02:11:47,700 --> 02:11:48,640
Mutated virus.

2330
02:11:48,760 --> 02:11:50,440
Which has come out of the Wuhan province.

2331
02:11:51,260 --> 02:11:51,780
Believably.

2332
02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:54,360
Started down at the fish market down there.

2333
02:11:55,000 --> 02:11:55,780
Couple of those little.

2334
02:11:55,940 --> 02:11:56,920
Japanese fishies.

2335
02:11:57,920 --> 02:11:59,300
Had a few parasites on them.

2336
02:11:59,380 --> 02:12:00,280
Or something or other.

2337
02:12:00,360 --> 02:12:00,940
I'm not sure.

2338
02:12:01,840 --> 02:12:02,140
But.

2339
02:12:03,100 --> 02:12:04,320
That's where it all began.

2340
02:12:05,300 --> 02:12:08,220
And you're trying to think of an investment opportunity out of this.

2341
02:12:10,220 --> 02:12:12,260
So much room for profiteering.

2342
02:12:12,980 --> 02:12:14,880
Vulnerability equals opportunity.

2343
02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:18,080
Get out there and sell, sell, sell.

2344
02:12:18,160 --> 02:12:20,240
While the market is fertile.

2345
02:12:21,240 --> 02:12:21,600
Okay.

2346
02:12:26,000 --> 02:12:27,060
No one knows.

2347
02:12:27,060 --> 02:12:27,080
No one knows.

2348
02:12:27,340 --> 02:12:30,700
No one knows what the coronavirus is capable of just yet.

2349
02:12:31,040 --> 02:12:32,520
There's a lot of people shit scared of it.

2350
02:12:33,220 --> 02:12:33,820
I believe.

2351
02:12:34,600 --> 02:12:35,640
We sit down tomorrow.

2352
02:12:35,740 --> 02:12:36,120
Myself.

2353
02:12:36,220 --> 02:12:36,640
Yourself.

2354
02:12:37,280 --> 02:12:38,540
Sondacola naan.

2355
02:12:39,360 --> 02:12:39,960
Oh.

2356
02:12:41,560 --> 02:12:43,560
Just overcooked that last turn off.

2357
02:12:46,100 --> 02:12:47,200
There we go.

2358
02:12:47,340 --> 02:12:47,920
There we go.

2359
02:12:48,140 --> 02:12:49,140
Sondacola naan.

2360
02:12:49,540 --> 02:12:50,980
Ivan Butler Yates.

2361
02:12:51,620 --> 02:12:52,280
Matt Cooper.

2362
02:12:53,120 --> 02:12:56,760
We'll head down to Matt's interracial spice bag extravaganza.

2363
02:12:56,980 --> 02:12:58,940
Which is opened up on Dawson Street.

2364
02:13:00,440 --> 02:13:01,740
It's invite only.

2365
02:13:01,860 --> 02:13:02,800
But we can get you in.

2366
02:13:03,100 --> 02:13:07,040
And we'll talk about how this coronavirus is going to go from scary little thing.

2367
02:13:07,740 --> 02:13:07,880
To.

2368
02:13:08,040 --> 02:13:08,180
Oh.

2369
02:13:08,220 --> 02:13:09,120
I want to buy that.

2370
02:13:09,620 --> 02:13:11,160
Where can I buy that?

2371
02:13:11,900 --> 02:13:12,240
Is it.

2372
02:13:12,420 --> 02:13:13,260
Can you get it on Amazon?

2373
02:13:13,740 --> 02:13:15,180
We wanted to go from that to that.

2374
02:13:15,180 --> 02:13:15,880
Those are the two.

2375
02:13:16,180 --> 02:13:18,220
Those are the two vibes that we're going from.

2376
02:13:18,420 --> 02:13:19,020
We're going from.

2377
02:13:19,020 --> 02:13:19,760
Oh.

2378
02:13:20,360 --> 02:13:20,580
To.

2379
02:13:21,440 --> 02:13:21,860
Oh.

2380
02:13:22,680 --> 02:13:23,540
That's alright though.

2381
02:13:23,620 --> 02:13:23,800
Yeah.

2382
02:13:23,860 --> 02:13:24,260
I buy that.

2383
02:13:24,340 --> 02:13:24,500
Yeah.

2384
02:13:25,320 --> 02:13:25,580
And.

2385
02:13:26,560 --> 02:13:27,980
That's how you vibe things.

2386
02:13:28,780 --> 02:13:30,600
You have to get into the mind of the consumer.

2387
02:13:31,500 --> 02:13:31,900
Uh.

2388
02:13:32,260 --> 02:13:33,320
Scary at the moment.

2389
02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:35,080
Maybe play on those fears.

2390
02:13:35,420 --> 02:13:36,120
That they have.

2391
02:13:37,940 --> 02:13:38,220
Uh.

2392
02:13:38,220 --> 02:13:39,260
They don't want to be.

2393
02:13:39,520 --> 02:13:41,220
In a kind of E.T. scenario.

2394
02:13:41,520 --> 02:13:41,640
Where.

2395
02:13:42,480 --> 02:13:44,340
A load of scientists come into your house.

2396
02:13:44,340 --> 02:13:44,900
And then fucking.

2397
02:13:45,340 --> 02:13:45,700
Fumig.

2398
02:13:45,760 --> 02:13:47,300
Put a big ball around it.

2399
02:13:47,380 --> 02:13:48,460
Like it's being fumigated.

2400
02:13:49,300 --> 02:13:50,480
And then you're stuck in there.

2401
02:13:50,540 --> 02:13:52,120
Like an alien who's just landed.

2402
02:13:52,980 --> 02:13:54,280
Because that's how they're treating you.

2403
02:13:55,040 --> 02:13:55,840
These places.

2404
02:13:55,960 --> 02:13:57,040
You end up in quarantine.

2405
02:13:58,880 --> 02:14:00,780
With a gaggle of tourists.

2406
02:14:00,780 --> 02:14:02,120
From other places in the world.

2407
02:14:02,200 --> 02:14:02,760
You're in a hotel.

2408
02:14:03,000 --> 02:14:03,560
Next thing you're in.

2409
02:14:03,600 --> 02:14:04,400
You're in Tenerife.

2410
02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:05,760
Like my good mate.

2411
02:14:05,880 --> 02:14:07,100
Zonad is at the moment.

2412
02:14:07,600 --> 02:14:09,220
Going out of his balloon.

2413
02:14:09,220 --> 02:14:11,900
While these absolute.

2414
02:14:11,900 --> 02:14:12,340
Clue clue.

2415
02:14:12,340 --> 02:14:12,660
Clue.

2416
02:14:12,700 --> 02:14:13,340
Cachukers.

2417
02:14:13,860 --> 02:14:14,960
Come in with their.

2418
02:14:17,820 --> 02:14:18,300
Needles.

2419
02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:19,060
Their.

2420
02:14:19,200 --> 02:14:19,860
Their pills.

2421
02:14:20,960 --> 02:14:22,040
Their face masks.

2422
02:14:23,320 --> 02:14:24,980
It's an intimidating scenario.

2423
02:14:25,480 --> 02:14:27,040
Not one you'd want to be part of.

2424
02:14:27,080 --> 02:14:27,420
At any.

2425
02:14:27,620 --> 02:14:28,380
Any moment.

2426
02:14:28,480 --> 02:14:29,080
You're a lifespan.

2427
02:14:29,280 --> 02:14:29,980
And I'm.

2428
02:14:29,980 --> 02:14:31,180
Tearing the arse out of this truck.

2429
02:14:31,260 --> 02:14:31,780
We need to get.

2430
02:14:31,920 --> 02:14:32,760
Look who's ahead of us.

2431
02:14:34,260 --> 02:14:34,700
Balesteros.

2432
02:14:36,700 --> 02:14:37,820
The Spaniard.

2433
02:14:39,380 --> 02:14:39,860
Well.

2434
02:14:39,980 --> 02:14:40,600
It's time to.

2435
02:14:41,040 --> 02:14:41,720
Fandango.

2436
02:14:41,900 --> 02:14:42,740
Balesteros.

2437
02:14:42,960 --> 02:14:43,680
See you later.

2438
02:14:44,520 --> 02:14:45,380
Connor's in town.

2439
02:14:46,200 --> 02:14:46,540
Oh no.

2440
02:14:46,720 --> 02:14:47,060
Oh no.

2441
02:14:47,800 --> 02:14:48,660
We're going right off.

2442
02:14:48,880 --> 02:14:49,140
Fuck.

2443
02:14:51,220 --> 02:14:51,700
Balesteros.

2444
02:14:51,760 --> 02:14:52,320
You bastard.

2445
02:14:53,080 --> 02:14:53,860
We need to get him.

2446
02:14:56,200 --> 02:14:57,720
Can't let Balesteros win.

2447
02:14:57,800 --> 02:14:58,980
He's so far away at the moment.

2448
02:15:00,320 --> 02:15:00,780
Fucking.

2449
02:15:01,440 --> 02:15:01,840
Bastard.

2450
02:15:02,220 --> 02:15:02,820
Balesteros.

2451
02:15:02,820 --> 02:15:08,180
Carlos Balasteros

2452
02:15:08,180 --> 02:15:10,100
I'll tell you something

2453
02:15:10,100 --> 02:15:11,720
We're going to beat this guy Carlos

2454
02:15:11,720 --> 02:15:14,000
And we'll take his car off him

2455
02:15:14,000 --> 02:15:15,560
And then he really will be Carlos

2456
02:15:15,560 --> 02:15:17,760
Because he'll have no car

2457
02:15:17,760 --> 02:15:20,580
He'll have to just

2458
02:15:20,580 --> 02:15:22,620
Balastere his way out to Balantir

2459
02:15:22,620 --> 02:15:23,440
On the 16

2460
02:15:23,440 --> 02:15:28,320
Fuck you

2461
02:15:31,320 --> 02:15:33,840
That's actually a professional way you take corners

2462
02:15:33,840 --> 02:15:35,980
Lewis the lubity lubanger Hamilton

2463
02:15:35,980 --> 02:15:37,960
Said Connor

2464
02:15:37,960 --> 02:15:39,500
When you take those hard turns

2465
02:15:39,500 --> 02:15:42,180
You need to just shout fuck you at the bend

2466
02:15:42,180 --> 02:15:44,800
And you get a little bit of spring

2467
02:15:44,800 --> 02:15:46,560
A little bit of pep in your step

2468
02:15:46,560 --> 02:15:48,300
Which you didn't have before

2469
02:15:48,300 --> 02:15:51,080
I said Lou you're a fucking genius

2470
02:15:51,080 --> 02:15:52,820
I said thanks very much Connor

2471
02:15:52,820 --> 02:15:54,720
You're a great man yourself and I love you

2472
02:15:54,720 --> 02:15:56,740
I said oh don't

2473
02:15:56,740 --> 02:15:58,100
You don't have to love me man

2474
02:15:58,100 --> 02:16:00,260
Just fucking know that I'm your godfather

2475
02:16:00,260 --> 02:16:01,040
I'm here for you

2476
02:16:01,040 --> 02:16:01,660
No

2477
02:16:01,660 --> 02:16:06,860
Don't make me end the night on a silver Balasteros

2478
02:16:06,860 --> 02:16:10,760
Don't fuck with me Balasteros

2479
02:16:10,760 --> 02:16:23,100
Strain the spots

2480
02:16:23,100 --> 02:16:24,140
Thank you very much

2481
02:16:24,140 --> 02:16:26,360
Thank you very much

2482
02:16:26,360 --> 02:16:29,360
There you see Carlos Balasteros

2483
02:16:30,040 --> 02:16:31,680
The Spaniard in first place

2484
02:16:31,680 --> 02:16:32,380
At all the time

2485
02:16:32,380 --> 02:16:33,140
4.59

2486
02:16:33,140 --> 02:16:34,540
Put 4 on 4

2487
02:16:34,540 --> 02:16:38,940
A few nice things we got there

2488
02:16:38,940 --> 02:16:40,440
From the men who made the game

2489
02:16:40,440 --> 02:16:42,360
And Connor Williams in second

2490
02:16:42,360 --> 02:16:45,240
Less than a second behind Balasteros

2491
02:16:45,240 --> 02:16:46,260
Jesus Christ

2492
02:16:46,260 --> 02:16:49,720
E. Marti the Frenchman in third

2493
02:16:49,720 --> 02:16:52,260
Bazile the Italian dreamer

2494
02:16:52,260 --> 02:16:53,500
Hopefully he has one of these on

2495
02:16:53,500 --> 02:16:58,000
Because that's where the sea virus is doing it's nasty little business at the moment

2496
02:16:58,000 --> 02:17:00,560
Tell you I was over there last week in Tuscany

2497
02:17:00,560 --> 02:17:02,900
I was trying to source some Chianti

2498
02:17:02,900 --> 02:17:09,280
To pour over the newly crafted rubber tires I'd shipped over from Japan

2499
02:17:09,280 --> 02:17:12,440
There are Pirelli's I know

2500
02:17:12,440 --> 02:17:14,540
But I have them maize in Italy

2501
02:17:14,540 --> 02:17:15,500
Then shipped to Japan

2502
02:17:15,500 --> 02:17:16,760
Just to be overseen

2503
02:17:16,760 --> 02:17:18,520
By a few friends of mine

2504
02:17:18,520 --> 02:17:19,460
They give it the okay

2505
02:17:19,460 --> 02:17:20,860
Then we get it back to Tuscany

2506
02:17:20,860 --> 02:17:21,880
Logistically

2507
02:17:21,880 --> 02:17:23,560
It's a fucking nightmare

2508
02:17:23,560 --> 02:17:24,720
I'm not gonna lie

2509
02:17:24,720 --> 02:17:26,120
And it's costing me

2510
02:17:26,120 --> 02:17:28,160
It's costing me big time

2511
02:17:28,160 --> 02:17:30,360
But once I get that back

2512
02:17:30,360 --> 02:17:31,640
To Tuscany

2513
02:17:31,640 --> 02:17:35,460
I can pour the 25 year old Chianti over the tires

2514
02:17:35,460 --> 02:17:40,220
And just watch that fucking lovely grape juice

2515
02:17:40,220 --> 02:17:42,220
Flow through the treads

2516
02:17:42,220 --> 02:17:45,880
And little zones that you get in the tire

2517
02:17:45,880 --> 02:17:50,540
Then we collect it in a run off at the bottom of the tire

2518
02:17:50,540 --> 02:17:55,880
And that infuses the wine with a lovely lovely rubbery

2519
02:17:55,880 --> 02:17:57,620
Tireistic notes

2520
02:17:57,620 --> 02:18:00,080
And you know

2521
02:18:00,080 --> 02:18:03,500
It's just

2522
02:18:03,500 --> 02:18:05,740
It's so exquisite

2523
02:18:05,740 --> 02:18:09,700
You literally have no idea

2524
02:18:09,700 --> 02:18:13,960
You really don't

2525
02:18:13,960 --> 02:18:16,120
And it's

2526
02:18:16,120 --> 02:18:17,960
A waste of time

2527
02:18:17,960 --> 02:18:21,160
Fucking explain it to you

2528
02:18:21,160 --> 02:18:23,480
Rive the Reeve Rarve Reeve Rays

2529
02:18:23,480 --> 02:18:25,460
In a 7 foot buster

2530
02:18:25,460 --> 02:18:26,900
With a crook

2531
02:18:26,900 --> 02:18:28,860
With a crew crook's cramber

2532
02:18:28,860 --> 02:18:38,480
Yeah unfortunately we awoke today to the sad news that the carnivalissimo

2533
02:18:38,480 --> 02:18:55,440
So the Venice Carnival, which was in full swing here in the Venetian region of Italy, the mask parade is not on.

2534
02:18:55,440 --> 02:19:13,200
Yeah, the Venice Carnival is finished. It's a no-go. The Corona virus has stopped everything in its tracks. That means that we have to go another year, a full year, without all the joy that the Venice Carnival brings.

2535
02:19:13,200 --> 02:19:28,720
Whether it's men, strange men clutching crystal balls, wearing old-fashioned kind of just daft old masks, women with rich bouquets of flowers, again with daft masks.

2536
02:19:28,840 --> 02:19:38,700
I was looking forward to the guy who comes out with the daft mask who has a violin, but he doesn't play it, but it's something different.

2537
02:19:39,260 --> 02:19:48,940
And there was another daft mask with a fucking great sequin job and a lovely little dragon which had been stitched into it.

2538
02:19:49,740 --> 02:19:56,160
Some other pretentious gaggle of pretenders were wearing kind of wedding white.

2539
02:19:57,060 --> 02:20:06,120
A flamboyant Elton John Peacock teal nightmare was doing the rounds along the San Marco de Piazzo.

2540
02:20:06,480 --> 02:20:09,120
Earlier on, giving waves as well. He was.

2541
02:20:17,760 --> 02:20:19,360
It's been a Grey Goose.

2542
02:20:20,320 --> 02:20:23,640
Connor Williams, Connor virus, coronavirus kind of night.

2543
02:20:24,780 --> 02:20:27,440
A lot of gold in the cabinet, baby.

2544
02:20:27,840 --> 02:20:28,640
A lot of gold.

2545
02:20:29,160 --> 02:20:29,760
Yes!

2546
02:20:30,300 --> 02:20:30,900
Yes!

2547
02:20:31,260 --> 02:20:31,900
Come on!

2548
02:20:32,520 --> 02:20:32,880
Woo!

2549
02:20:33,300 --> 02:20:33,900
Come on!

2550
02:20:34,320 --> 02:20:35,160
A lot of gold.

2551
02:20:35,400 --> 02:20:37,680
I want to show you the trophies before I go here.

2552
02:20:39,060 --> 02:20:39,980
Where are we going?

2553
02:20:47,040 --> 02:20:48,000
There you go.

2554
02:20:48,940 --> 02:20:50,380
Autopolis, trof.

2555
02:20:50,640 --> 02:20:51,800
Not a gold, it's a silver.

2556
02:20:52,800 --> 02:20:53,640
Tokyo, gold.

2557
02:20:53,920 --> 02:20:54,980
Blue Moon Bay, gold.

2558
02:20:55,460 --> 02:20:56,740
Sukuba, gold.

2559
02:20:57,320 --> 02:20:58,340
Magiore, silver.

2560
02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:01,240
Willow Springs, gold.

2561
02:21:01,400 --> 02:21:02,820
And you can't see there behind me.

2562
02:21:03,180 --> 02:21:03,980
Fucking Kyoto.

2563
02:21:06,440 --> 02:21:07,460
Kyoto, gold.

2564
02:21:09,040 --> 02:21:09,340
You know?

2565
02:21:09,880 --> 02:21:11,500
That's what people are saying.

2566
02:21:11,740 --> 02:21:12,800
That's what people are seeing.

2567
02:21:12,920 --> 02:21:13,900
That's what people are watching.

2568
02:21:14,900 --> 02:21:17,100
A pure trophy cabinet of joy.

2569
02:21:18,120 --> 02:21:22,180
And I often bring people to see my trophies whenever they're in my house.

2570
02:21:23,160 --> 02:21:23,480
You know?

2571
02:21:23,620 --> 02:21:25,900
I know that I'm only a moment away from...

2572
02:21:25,900 --> 02:21:29,280
I'm only moments away from busting out the Kyoto.

2573
02:21:30,340 --> 02:21:31,280
And showing them that.

2574
02:21:31,820 --> 02:21:33,760
Then I'll hit them with the old Willow Springs.

2575
02:21:35,680 --> 02:21:36,780
If I'm feeling...

2576
02:21:36,780 --> 02:21:38,440
If I'm feeling a little bit...

2577
02:21:38,440 --> 02:21:40,040
A little bit Steve.

2578
02:21:40,600 --> 02:21:43,220
Then I'll bust out the Sukuba gold.

2579
02:21:45,560 --> 02:21:47,600
And if we've gone that far...

2580
02:21:47,600 --> 02:21:49,480
I might as well take out the Blue Moon...

2581
02:21:49,480 --> 02:21:51,220
The Tokyo Express and the Autopolis.

2582
02:21:51,840 --> 02:21:53,100
Let them ponder on that.

2583
02:21:53,420 --> 02:21:54,640
And think about...

2584
02:21:54,640 --> 02:21:56,840
How that can...

2585
02:21:56,840 --> 02:21:57,880
Help them in life.

2586
02:22:00,020 --> 02:22:01,880
Either through...

2587
02:22:01,880 --> 02:22:02,440
Business.

2588
02:22:03,720 --> 02:22:04,240
Pleasure.

2589
02:22:05,020 --> 02:22:05,480
Driving.

2590
02:22:06,860 --> 02:22:07,880
Pension plans.

2591
02:22:08,840 --> 02:22:09,440
Grey Goose.

2592
02:22:09,500 --> 02:22:10,380
High Class Vodka.

2593
02:22:11,840 --> 02:22:13,040
San Pellegrino.

2594
02:22:13,040 --> 02:22:16,460
Whatever you want.

2595
02:22:17,760 --> 02:22:19,920
It's a life lesson from Connor Williams.

2596
02:22:20,220 --> 02:22:21,180
That's where it's been tonight.

2597
02:22:21,320 --> 02:22:22,820
Yet another life lesson.

2598
02:22:23,120 --> 02:22:24,360
And I want to say...

2599
02:22:24,360 --> 02:22:25,120
Thanks so much...

2600
02:22:25,880 --> 02:22:26,640
For tuning in.

2601
02:22:27,620 --> 02:22:28,120
And...

2602
02:22:28,600 --> 02:22:29,560
Just going with the flow.

2603
02:22:30,380 --> 02:22:31,700
You're a good set of...

2604
02:22:31,700 --> 02:22:31,980
People.

2605
02:22:32,440 --> 02:22:33,000
And...

2606
02:22:33,000 --> 02:22:34,460
Your heart's in the right place.

2607
02:22:36,400 --> 02:22:38,080
Your heart's in the right place.

2608
02:22:38,480 --> 02:22:39,160
I know that.

2609
02:22:39,540 --> 02:22:40,000
I know that.

2610
02:22:41,000 --> 02:22:41,880
So good night.

2611
02:22:42,480 --> 02:22:43,080
God bless.

2612
02:22:44,320 --> 02:22:44,940
Sit tight.

2613
02:22:45,820 --> 02:22:46,320
So what?

2614
02:22:47,280 --> 02:22:47,720
Yes?

2615
02:22:48,380 --> 02:22:48,860
Yes!

2616
02:22:49,220 --> 02:22:49,860
Come on!

2617
02:22:50,480 --> 02:22:50,800
Woo!

2618
02:22:51,160 --> 02:22:51,860
Come on!

2619
02:22:52,200 --> 02:22:52,500
I should...

2620
02:22:52,500 --> 02:22:53,820
Before I go actually...

2621
02:22:53,820 --> 02:22:55,000
San Deco Lanan...

2622
02:22:56,280 --> 02:22:59,000
Has not only his own beachwear range...

2623
02:22:59,000 --> 02:23:00,480
We did show you this last week.

2624
02:23:00,720 --> 02:23:02,940
Get on that if you're going on holidays this summer.

2625
02:23:03,060 --> 02:23:03,500
I mean...

2626
02:23:03,500 --> 02:23:05,700
Coronavirus is going to prevent a lot of travelling.

2627
02:23:06,580 --> 02:23:07,200
But if you're...

2628
02:23:07,200 --> 02:23:08,060
If you're going somewhere...

2629
02:23:08,060 --> 02:23:08,740
Get on that.

2630
02:23:09,380 --> 02:23:09,980
Also...

2631
02:23:09,980 --> 02:23:12,140
Last week we couldn't get it to you...

2632
02:23:12,140 --> 02:23:12,620
Because the...

2633
02:23:12,620 --> 02:23:14,780
The preliminaries hadn't been drawn up.

2634
02:23:14,820 --> 02:23:15,460
But here we go.

2635
02:23:16,320 --> 02:23:17,800
Grey Goose Tamagotchi guys.

2636
02:23:18,200 --> 02:23:18,960
It's coming back.

2637
02:23:19,400 --> 02:23:20,420
Maria Walsh.

2638
02:23:21,260 --> 02:23:21,700
MEP.

2639
02:23:22,820 --> 02:23:24,980
Just got off the plane from Brussels earlier.

2640
02:23:25,980 --> 02:23:28,220
She has a fuck ton of these.

2641
02:23:28,220 --> 02:23:29,100
In a box.

2642
02:23:30,680 --> 02:23:31,220
And...

2643
02:23:31,220 --> 02:23:32,540
They're limited edition.

2644
02:23:34,540 --> 02:23:35,960
Get on to Maria Walsh.

2645
02:23:35,960 --> 02:23:36,440
She's on...

2646
02:23:36,440 --> 02:23:37,140
She's on Twitter.

2647
02:23:37,360 --> 02:23:38,360
Get on to her about that.

2648
02:23:38,440 --> 02:23:39,300
Or get on to her...

2649
02:23:39,300 --> 02:23:39,980
Whatever...

2650
02:23:39,980 --> 02:23:41,320
Through other channels.

2651
02:23:41,380 --> 02:23:41,840
I'm not sure.

2652
02:23:42,320 --> 02:23:43,200
Ask her about them.

2653
02:23:43,400 --> 02:23:43,860
Tell...

2654
02:23:43,860 --> 02:23:44,940
Say you've...

2655
02:23:44,940 --> 02:23:45,360
Use...

2656
02:23:45,360 --> 02:23:46,440
Use the key code.

2657
02:23:47,480 --> 02:23:48,800
Quote the key code.

2658
02:23:49,800 --> 02:23:50,700
Cons goose.

2659
02:23:52,560 --> 02:23:54,700
You should receive yours in the post then.

2660
02:23:55,200 --> 02:23:56,960
She accepts all kinds of cards.

2661
02:23:58,120 --> 02:23:58,640
Crypto.

2662
02:23:59,120 --> 02:23:59,460
Check.

2663
02:24:01,400 --> 02:24:02,120
Whatever you need.

2664
02:24:02,260 --> 02:24:03,940
She's very good like that.

2665
02:24:04,020 --> 02:24:05,100
She's very good like that.

2666
02:24:05,240 --> 02:24:07,400
She has someone monitoring her money for herself.

2667
02:24:07,940 --> 02:24:08,880
All the best guys.

2668
02:24:09,040 --> 02:24:09,700
We'll see you later.

2669
02:24:09,700 --> 02:24:11,360
Yeah.

2670
02:24:11,600 --> 02:24:12,120
Unfortunately.

2671
02:24:12,500 --> 02:24:14,120
We awoke today.

2672
02:24:14,980 --> 02:24:18,780
Welcome back to Monza here for the Italian Grand Prix.

2673
02:24:18,980 --> 02:24:21,100
And it's Rubens Barrichello's leading.

2674
02:24:21,280 --> 02:24:23,120
That's why I'm Pablo Montoya at the moment.

2675
02:24:23,640 --> 02:24:25,940
Barrichello's due a pitch-check maneuver soon enough.

2676
02:24:26,000 --> 02:24:26,980
Hopefully we can go over that.

2677
02:24:27,440 --> 02:24:28,320
That's 2002.

2678
02:24:28,900 --> 02:24:32,640
Not even a year since the World Trade Center was attacked by a gang of terrorists.

2679
02:24:33,240 --> 02:24:34,660
Who'd commandeered.

2680
02:24:35,260 --> 02:24:36,300
Commercial jetliner.

2681
02:24:36,540 --> 02:24:39,620
What can Rubens Barrichello do now in the pitch-check?

2682
02:24:39,620 --> 02:24:41,400
Because he slips in centrally.

2683
02:24:42,000 --> 02:24:45,240
And each of the four Bang Brothers slips on a new set of balloons.

2684
02:24:45,760 --> 02:24:48,760
While someone with a big pipe inserts it.

2685
02:24:49,240 --> 02:24:53,820
And just sprays loads into his carbine box shift.

2686
02:24:55,380 --> 02:24:56,500
16 seconds.

2687
02:24:57,220 --> 02:24:58,180
Jesus, lads.

2688
02:24:58,180 --> 02:24:59,920
Could have done without the foreplay.

2689
02:25:00,560 --> 02:25:04,360
And that was one of the longest pitch-shacks we've ever camp-arried in our Siemens.

2690
02:25:05,040 --> 02:25:05,480
Cannon.

2691
02:25:05,980 --> 02:25:07,340
What about Vodafone and Fosters?

2692
02:25:07,920 --> 02:25:08,920
They're great guys.

2693
02:25:09,360 --> 02:25:11,640
Unlimited sponsorship deals.

2694
02:25:12,280 --> 02:25:12,760
Plenty.

2695
02:25:13,680 --> 02:25:14,980
But I want to tell you something.

2696
02:25:15,440 --> 02:25:18,020
There's a lot of hustling and harrying going on at the moment.

2697
02:25:18,380 --> 02:25:22,380
I think I'm actually going to change my name soon enough to Harry Hustle.

2698
02:25:22,760 --> 02:25:29,740
You're all invited to the name-changing ceremony, which should take place soon enough after the race.

2699
02:25:30,740 --> 02:25:34,260
Montoya will give the go-ahead on whether or not you're allowed to go.

2700
02:25:34,260 --> 02:25:36,300
It's all down to Wham-Pob.

2701
02:25:36,980 --> 02:25:39,440
But look, we'll see how we get on.

2702
02:25:39,660 --> 02:25:42,180
You don't know how this is going to turn out tomorrow.

2703
02:25:42,300 --> 02:25:43,340
That's the beauty of F1.

2704
02:25:43,700 --> 02:25:44,840
It's the beauty of Micka Hakkinen.

2705
02:25:45,180 --> 02:25:47,260
It's the beauty of Heinz Harald Frensen.

2706
02:25:47,600 --> 02:25:51,200
And his tin of Heinz baked beans, which he keeps in his back pocket.

2707
02:25:51,420 --> 02:25:54,880
Even when racing, it really obstructs his hours from sitting on the seat.

2708
02:25:54,880 --> 02:25:56,980
It's not good and it's very unsafe.

2709
02:25:57,040 --> 02:25:59,880
But he does it anyway, because that's who he is.

2710
02:26:00,320 --> 02:26:01,160
And look at this.

2711
02:26:01,620 --> 02:26:04,980
We can see each of the four Bang brothers had the balloon on.

2712
02:26:05,440 --> 02:26:07,340
But where was the main pipe, man?

2713
02:26:07,940 --> 02:26:11,760
It's probably one of the worst pipe insertion methods we've ever witnessed here.

2714
02:26:11,820 --> 02:26:12,420
And look at this.

2715
02:26:12,840 --> 02:26:14,580
Micka Hakkinen, the McLaren, has gone.

2716
02:26:14,760 --> 02:26:20,140
Scoopity-boo-boo right on the side of the Mangaziani Plagioni.

2717
02:26:21,000 --> 02:26:26,720
Italian cylinder men have gestured over to a little fucking dump trucker.

2718
02:26:26,720 --> 02:26:30,400
And he's coming over now to pick him up and splice him back into the pit shack.

2719
02:26:30,500 --> 02:26:31,280
It's Merlot.

2720
02:26:32,080 --> 02:26:32,820
And look at that.

2721
02:26:33,880 --> 02:26:36,900
It's a real great Foster's Vodafone.

2722
02:26:37,200 --> 02:26:37,820
It's all here.

2723
02:26:37,920 --> 02:26:38,720
It's all to play for us.

2724
02:26:38,760 --> 02:26:41,300
We go to Rubensburg, Calino, on the Ferrari, on the hotboard.

2725
02:26:41,420 --> 02:26:44,840
He's in third place as he comes into the Giazzi Cantaculi,

2726
02:26:45,320 --> 02:26:47,200
just where Micka Hakkinen went fuck, fuck.

2727
02:26:47,500 --> 02:26:48,600
And look at this now.

2728
02:26:48,840 --> 02:26:51,680
It's a demonic devil driving fast.

2729
02:26:51,900 --> 02:26:54,300
I don't know where I'm going anymore.

2730
02:26:54,640 --> 02:26:57,020
I don't know where I'm going anymore.

2731
02:26:57,160 --> 02:26:58,480
I want to go home.

2732
02:26:58,720 --> 02:27:03,100
Stay with us here on 2 as we take a look back on the week that was in Karakstown.

2733
02:27:03,400 --> 02:27:03,840
Next.

2734
02:27:05,680 --> 02:27:09,100
I've got nothing to say to any of you.

2735
02:27:09,820 --> 02:27:12,200
Except, what are you doing?

2736
02:27:13,220 --> 02:27:15,960
Have you everything in order with your life?

2737
02:27:17,580 --> 02:27:20,140
Did you visit the Coliseum for inspiration yet?

2738
02:27:20,700 --> 02:27:22,500
If not, do it now.

2739
02:27:22,620 --> 02:27:22,980
Book it.

2740
02:27:23,080 --> 02:27:27,240
Ryanair have got some shitty seat sail on if you want to fly in a little plastic gooser.

2741
02:27:27,800 --> 02:27:29,260
Get yourself over there.

2742
02:27:29,260 --> 02:27:29,260
Get yourself over there.

2743
02:27:30,260 --> 02:27:32,520
And fucking see how things were.

2744
02:27:33,640 --> 02:27:36,840
After that, take a spin through the glade.

2745
02:27:37,600 --> 02:27:38,640
Tell them I sent you.

2746
02:27:38,640 --> 02:27:39,600
Ha ha ha ha!

2747
02:27:41,600 --> 02:27:43,060
Tell them I sent you.

2748
02:27:44,060 --> 02:27:52,860
And then, and only then, will they transport your old car all the way up to Ireland.

2749
02:27:54,860 --> 02:27:55,460
Ireland.

2750
02:27:57,460 --> 02:27:58,020
Ireland.

2751
02:27:59,020 --> 02:27:59,600
Together.

2752
02:28:00,520 --> 02:28:02,520
Standing tall.

2753
02:28:04,520 --> 02:28:05,240
Shoulder.

2754
02:28:05,240 --> 02:28:07,700
To shoulder.

2755
02:28:08,940 --> 02:28:12,460
Will answer Ireland's call.

2756
02:28:12,460 --> 02:28:14,520
you

2757
02:28:14,520 --> 02:28:16,580
you

2758
02:28:16,580 --> 02:28:18,640
you

2759
02:28:18,640 --> 02:28:20,700
you

2760
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:22,760
you

2761
02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:24,820
you

2762
02:28:24,820 --> 02:28:26,880
you

2763
02:28:26,880 --> 02:28:56,860
Thank you.
